Hey America, you just elected a narcissist for President who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym working out rather than trying to use his supposed intellect and great powers to help Americans out of the economic crisis that basically put him over the top in the election. Of course he has to look good for the camera, which shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who reads The Daily Nigger. Read all about the President-elect’s workouts every single day even during what he himself describes as a “financial crisis that is a major threat to the economy”. Amazing.

Michael Scherer
swampland.com
November 20, 2008

Barack Obama got by during the campaign on 45-minute workouts, six days a week, alternating cardio and weights. “There’s always a trade-off between sleep and working out,” he told Men’s Health Magazine for its November issue. And there was never enough time. Obama confessed he would rather hit the gym for 90 minutes a day.

Well, the good news is that even the most powerful man in the world sometimes finds his personal wishes fulfilled. According to the pool reporters following Obama, it appears the transition has been good for Obama’s body. This week he has averaged about 90.8 minutes a day at the gym. The details:

Sunday: President-elect Barack Obama’s motorcade left his home in hyde park at 8:37 am sunday morning, arriving at Regents Park Apartments for his morning workout at 8:41 central time. He wore a light khaki-ish baseball cap, couldn’t tell the rest of his outfit. At 10:15 am his motorcade left Regents Park and returned to his house. [94 minutes.]

Monday: Motorcade rolled at 7:33 a.m. from Hyde Park residence en route Regents Park apartment building for the President-elect’s morning workout. He arrived about four minutes later. PEOTUS worked out for more than an hour and then returned home at 9:08 a.m. to shower and change. Your pool is holding steady outside the residence. [91 minutes.]

Tuesday: Workout. No news. The motorcade - six black SUVs, led by two Chicago police cars - pulled away from Obama’s home at 8.11 a.m., arrivng five minutes later at the Regents Park apartments. We rolled back at out at 9.35, arriving home five minutes later. [79 minutes.]

Wednesday: At 7.39 am. The motorcade headed to. Regents park for Obamas daily work out. A man on the sidewalk held up his young bundled up a child to wave. The morning is cold and gray with whipping wind. 9.06 AM With the sun now shining Obama heads out from regents park gym. People walking dogs amidst swirling fall leaves in the park adjacent to the regents park complex pay no mind to the motorcade. Agents use binoculars to look at nearby high rise roofs. [87 minutes.]

Thursday: Uneventful morning, as far as your pool could tell. President-elect Obama left his house at 8:24 am CT and arrived at Regents Park apartment building for work-out at 8:29 am CT. He departed at 10:04 am CT and we were back at his house at 10:12 am CT. [103 minutes.]

Pussy Whipped Again, performed by the inimitable David Allen Coe. TDN dedicates this song to the mainstream media.
Human speech is perhaps the most powerful weapon in the entire world. It has moved millions to engage in war and to explore space, and words have caused men to leave the comfort of their home and ride upon the oceans in ships in search of unknown places. Words motivate people because they are the motor of the soul. When a writer writes their soul is being plumbed to the depths for every last drop of inspiration, exaggeration and inculcation that exists within them. Whether you like what someone is saying or not is unimportant. Rather what is important is the fact that someone has the guts to open their mouth and say what they feel. This is a gift and a talent when used properly.

I’ve done a lot of thinking about Barack Obama and what he represents. To me, he represents a whole new movement of respect for bullshitting. Bullshitting is the art of dropping fresh piles of unrefined thoughts that come from about the level of the human esophagus. Bullshit is semi-digested soul food. It doesn’t yet smell bad enough to be shit, and you can still taste the bull. People who bullshit are mostly people who don’t have the guts to swallow bull and then refine it within them as it mixes with the bile of ones own life experiences.

People who complain a lot are giant bullshitters. The way in which complainers express themselves is at a primal level of whether they feel like the world has given them a raw deal or not. To someone who bitches about life a lot of the time, there is no such of thing as true self-expression. People who bitch and moan are not interested in how they really feel because no matter how good or bad things get someone else will always get the credit or the blame for it. For bullshitter’s it’s all about being on the short end of the stick.

Well now, here we have a choice to make with respect to how we treat our readers here at The Daily Nigger. Sure, it’s tempting to become a giant bullshitter and blame the whole mess we’re in on Obama. But the fact is, he is nothing but a guy who knows how to relate to people who bullshit a lot. He is the poster boy for the new victim society as mandated by the mainstream media, which says to everyone that all you need to do in life is go to school, get a job, and settle down. Well, I don’t mind the school part, and I will always need a job. But settling down is something that I definitely would only advocate for if all you wanted in life was just to get by.

Yes, we’re in a conundrum here because we don’t want to just yap all day long about the way Obama is fucking up the world, because then we would become just another one of this merry band of victims. We reject victimization and the whole victim mentality at The Daily Nigger. You might say that it just wouldn’t fit in with our, ahem, motif. After all, we take pride in our niggardly behavior because we don’t want to stick out like a sore thumb and be recognized. Nope, we’re just a bunch of nasty minded people hiding out among the many multitudes of bullshitters. That’s why we ran the Eddie Murphy joke about the bear and rabbit. A bear and a rabbit were in the woods, and the bear turns to the rabbit and asks him if shit sticks to his fur when he takes a dump. The rabbit replies to the bear that it doesn’t, and so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. We celebrate this experience here at The Daily Nigger because this is the way that life generally is and we don’t make excuses for the fact that life sucks a lot of the time.

That’s why we decided to put up the David Allen Coe video. He was in and out of prison from the age of 9 and there were rumors about his having been on death row for killing another inmate who demanded oral sex. There are conflicting reports about the truth of this incident, but Coe went on to write the song, “I’d Like to Kick the Shit Out of You.” Actually, Coe did not serve time on death row but rather was paroled from a reformatory in Mansfield, Ohio in 1967. Coe’s songs use the word nigger and makes derogatory references to women, however, the message beyond the lyrics is that of the truth of the human soul.

Believe me when I tell you that you can’t make up stuff when you write otherwise you will be laughed away. People who know better know when somebody is bullshitting, and those are exactly the type of readers we want at The Daily Nigger. We don’t want to become like CNN, MSNBC, Fox or God forbid The Daily Kos. We don’t worship sameness that has been sanitized for your protection. We encourage people to reach down into their soul and pull up whatever there is down there even if it wreaks of bile and human waste. We don’t care. We respect people who can tell the truth about life even if it isn’t really their own.

You see, a good writer is someone who has already passed the initial stage of writing truthfully about themselves. Once you have graduated from that level you are free to begin trying your hand at writing about others honestly as well. Writing is both an art and a science. It is a gift that comes with a huge burden, because one has to always be mindful of being honest in order to survive and this is an art. But a good writer needs a system in place to constantly remind themselves to be truthful. Once you become known as a writer, the very worst thing that could happen is if you start talking out of your ass. This of course means that you are now reaching for the lubricant that the motor of the soul has already used. It is worthless matter at that point, and talking mindlessly is a sign that someone’s timing is seriously off. Talking a line of shit only causes you to make up even more shit, and the soul becomes a slave to the machine.

Yes, it’s true that we don’t particularly care for the mainstream media at The Daily Nigger because it is the great bandleader of the bullshitters and people who talk out of their ass. It is great for us because it gives us a lot of wonderful material to work with and it makes our lives as writers easier. But after a while it gets pretty boring, day after day pointing out how people are being led around by the nose. The scariest thing about these times is that being a victim of the words of someone else has almost been perfected by the media. They seem to know all the right buttons to push to get the job done. They’ve almost managed to turn people into robots who are supposed to believe every thing they say or at least take it to heart and think about it. I mean, who ever heard of a pregnant man for chrissakes. Give me a break!

What we say here is that nobody should fear us because we think we’re being straight up with all you people. We’re trying really hard to be honest about the way things are right now. We try to keep our finger on the pulse of the great vein of society without getting injected into it. We have to be above board while at the same knee deep in the matter. It’s hard work remaining objective and truthful when everyone it seems is hell bent on bullshitting. We’re not trying to be mean to anybody, but it sure is getting very difficult not to be. Maybe instead of going on line and looking for a can of bullshit repellent we’ll just settle for a little David Allen Coe music instead. At least when he bullshitted the bullshit was real. The fact of the matter is that you can’t make words say things that are not true and still call yourself a writer.

-TDN

Dear Daily Nigger Readers:

This is to inform you that Google has banned The Daily Nigger from all of its advertising. According to Julie at Google AdSense, “ad serving to http://www.thedailynigger.com was disabled because although
you may not have intended for it to be so, users and advertisers may find the domain name offensive.”

Hmmm, “may find” being the key phrase. In other words, dearest little Julie has determined that in order to keep her job at Google, she has decided that it is in the best interest of everyone concerned that in order to prevent an untoward embarrassment to the Internet behemoth it’s just better to pull the plug now rather than wait before the shit hits the fan and The Daily Nigger becomes way too popular and takes on a life of its own a la Mad Magazine, Screw, or Hustler. Oh well, some fuckers in Silicon Valley just don’t understand how popular tastes drive bottom line profit margins.

It is utterly and completely fucking amazing how the Internet has become the main portal to a world of sanitized, homogenized, and deniggerfied boiled down bullshit day after day. We could go on and on about this particular phenomenon but frankly we’ve worn out our welcome on this topic to the point at which if we kept on banging the mainstream media drum we’d be accused of mental masturbation and thereby go blind and incapable of writing anything legible if it weren’t in braille.

Frankly, the editorial board of The Daily Nigger has already met in our headquarters in the Mississippi Delta and decided that Google can basically take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut and skit skedaddle and ski doo.

Listen, y’all. Lemme tell you something. I gave my left nut to Google. I’ve been working for those massas in Silicon Valley long enough. I’ve given them everything but my left nut. They took my whole life away. They took away my ex, they took away my money, my house and my goddam pride. All of it was for nothing more than their politically correct bottom line so that they can all feel good about themselves as they rake in their PC dough and go back to their SOMA lofts and be lonely and sip sake and eat sushi and act cool. We don’t give a fuck at The Daily Nigger. Just give us some hog jowls, pickled pigs feet and collard greens and we’ll be as happy as a pig in shit.

We’re not politically correct in case you didn’t get the memo. We use the word nigger endearingly because we are all either black or are white and had black mammies. We know what it is to be loved by traditional black people and not these knock off new age versions with their earrings and pants hanging off their ass cracks. We’re the real deal here, and we make no bones about it. Fuck you if you don’t get it. We do, and so do about a hundred thousand or so other niggers just like us.

There is a profound latent longing in the lost tradition of true black love. Everybody wants it but nobody seems to have the balls to step up and ask for it. I want to cuddle to some big black breasts just like I did when I was an infant and lavish my big lips all over them and get into some long Barry White melodies and think about nothing but black love all night long. I don’t care about all these Barney Fife sheriffs running around trying to make me behave and act like I’m the new black-lite. I’m proud to be a nigger, and I’m loving every minute of every single sexy day where I can’t get enough of your love, baby.

Fuck these sexually pent up, frustrated, guilty white folks in Silicon Valley. I bet they wouldn’t know pickled pigs feet from a crocheted Valentine’s pantie gift given by their grandmother when they were a teenager. Yes, people grow and mature like the times do as well, but sensuality is something unusually akin to some people who don’t sell out and remain as human as a teenager on a hot summer day in a small town in America wearing a tank top with one leg propped up on the side of a grain elevator drinking a Coca-Cola out of the bottle.

All of you know what I’m talking about, so don’t try to deny it. American sensuality is something that is indisputably subtle and forceful at the same time. Without even so much as a word being spoken, books of images are written in the mind. Political correctness is for the urban types who are trying to fit in order to find something that doesn’t exist. We at The Daily Nigger are resolved instead in keeping alive the realness of life beyond the bullshit and the pretentious.

I’m an old negro who didn’t even know from Google back when I was a child. Even when I was growing up I didn’t even know about the Internet. But I do tend to catch on rather smartly, and here I am writing about a time gone by. All these new black people talk about how bad the word nigger is, and they’ve gotten all their white guilty friends worried sick about it to the point at which even the shareholders of Google are scared shitless if somebody says the word. But we don’t care. We love the word because we worship our inner nigger. We love it, we nurture it and we embrace it. We don’t try to dissuade people from thinking about it or using it in the wrong sense. The way we use the word is in the most endearing way possible.

Trust us on this one Daily Nigger readers, we have no malice in our heart. We love everybody as long as they return the love. We just don’t like censorship and politically correct sanitizing of thoughts, words and ultimately actions. We’re not trying to tell people how to behave in order to satisfy someone’s point of view whom we do not even know. We say what we feel because we feel what we say. And we feel what we say because we live what we feel. Our emotions are not based upon what somebody else told us. We actually grew up and experienced our blackness in the first person singular. Our experiences are our own and not from someone else who doesn’t know what the heck we’re talking about.

How many people know what it’s like to hear the sound of a summer rain downpour on a rusted hot tin roof of a warehouse on an August afternoon in the middle of nowhere? How many people know the delight in one’s heart that is felt when Friday comes and a paltry paycheck in the hands of parishioners at the local church goes a long way toward producing the sound of brotherhood and love among all in the church down in the black part of town? I’ll bet that while the white folks were cheering at the high school football game, they had no idea of the soulful sounds emanating from the walls of this temple of soul located near the railroad tracks where you could smell the cottonseed oil and creosote from the factory just across town swirling together with the smell of rotten eggs from the local paper mill.

Oh yeah, Google, you go girl. You tell us niggers how to behave and what to think and how to act and how to feel black. You know it all because of your algorithms, your penchant for Italian sports cars and expensive urban dwellings and fancy finger food. Go ahead and live your life and sit in judgment of us all. Who cares? Who really knows us better than we ourselves? It’s our little secret, you see. And no matter how much you want to marginalize us and criticize us it only goes to show how jealous you are of the depth of the history that we have with the land that you probably never had your little feet set upon like we have when we took our shoes off and stuck our feet in the mud and laughed out loud when the rain came pouring down on what was otherwise just another work day.

Yes, we’re just a bunch of RC Cola drinking, moon pie eating pickaninnies. We don’t know shit from shinola. We’re as dumb as a bunch of fucking fence posts, and we’re poor as a church mouse. But by God there is the Internet, and our little black fingers know how type. God bless America. It’s a brand new day.

-TDN

Watch this stunning clip from the Bill Maher show last week, as the editor of Newsweek, Jon Meacham, who is obviously white and Christian, makes the religious argument in support of gay marriage. What the clip doesn’t show is that Maher also had on a gay guest who makes a total ass out of himself by acting like an insane whore with Ashton Kutcher by making sexual innuendos toward Kutcher, who is straight. The gay guest who obviously supports gay marriage had an opportunity to behave like someone who is not acting out the stereotypical sex-obsessed individual role which the media, both left and right, have portrayed gays to be. Obviously, the media, which is Bill Maher in this case, is the one who condones and promotes the notion of a sexual identity for gays which promotes the idea that gays are always obsessing over sex.

Doesn’t anybody get this? Just look at the way the mainstream media goes after gays before during and even after elections in America. It would seem at first glance that the media is just doing their job by showing America all of the hidden inner workings of that much ballyhooed gay mafia from which all concerned parents should protect their children. The media plays on this like there’s no tomorrow. The entire melodrama played out with Michael Jackson’s trial was insane. If it was anyone else who was suspected of fondling underage boys in their home, they wouldn’t get so much as a mention.

But it seems like the media almost couldn’t wait to give Rachel Maddow her own show on MSNBC, when in reality her show isn’t about politics but rather is about her. She is the ultimate pop tart in the media’s instant pleasure machine, which by and large is predicated upon one thing: Making a spectacle of gay people. Maddow’s short haircut, throaty voice, and smiling attack dog persona makes her look like the media’s stereotypical lesbian who has an ax to grind. Why couldn’t MSNBC find a lipstick lesbian who you couldn’t pick out of a line up? At first when I saw her show I couldn’t help thinking all the time, what a dyke! But of course, I shouldn’t be so shocked. After all, the media is also transfixed these days by the so-called pregnant man, who is really a lesbian with facial hair. Leave it to the media to get away with telling baldfaced lies like this one in which we’re supposed to believe that men can give birth.

For once I would like to see the so-called ‘liberal media’ put on a gay person on who doesn’t talk like a queen or make silly stupid passes at other guys or act sexually. I think that’s why Barney Frank is so appealing to the Democrats. He doesn’t really act gay per se, but he is a fuck up of magnanimous proportions. He fucked up the Fannie Mae matter so bad that the whole damn thing came crashing down exposing the donations Barack Obama received from that now defunct mortgage company and potentially damaging his candidacy. Fannie Mae had been in operation since 1968, and Barney Frank was so inept, ignorant, or just plain corrupt that Fannie Mae caved in and the taxpayers had to bail it out. One can only wonder whether Barney Frank was just the Democrats’ cover for the shenanigans going on behind the scenes there, the Democrats’ gay porch monkey - Barney Frank.

A buddy of mine asked me the other day what I thought about the election. I told him it was the silliest damn thing I can think of. Now, he’s got a big American flag hanging in the front window of his place facing the street for all the see. He’s not afraid to be an American, and he even said to me, ‘You know, that’s the thing about America. It’s that whatever stupidity you have on your mind you have the right to say it, and others have to tolerate it whether they agree or not.”

I honestly believe that black people began assuming power in the United States not necessarily because they had cleaned up their act and become viable candidates but rather because white people just became inept at it. Let’s be honest for a second and tell the truth, which is that Barack Obama is not black and moreover the half of him that is black is African, not American. Barack Obama does not qualify as an American black candidate because his black heritage is not American. The only thing American about Obama is his whiteness, and it is simply sad that gay people did not understand that they were not going to gain attention to their civil rights issues by supporting someone who himself cannot honestly relate to the American black civil rights movement, except perhaps for all the time he spent at church listening to a stark raving mad lunatic preacher spout out diatribes of intolerance and hate. Oh, but the white folks jumped on the Obama bandwagon like it was the world’s largest tent revival.

Is it any wonder why gay people got shafted in this election? The media has to have somebody to fuck with at all times otherwise the ratings just don’t hang in there to their corporate shareholders’ satisfaction. And to be perfectly honest, it really takes someone who knows what it is like to be treated like a piece of shit to put on a show if you will about people being treated like a piece of shit. And it should come as no big shocker that when we talk about the mainstream media what we are really talking about are a bunch of people who are located in one or two American metropolitan areas, namely, New York and Hollywood, where there are more gays living per square mile than perhaps any where else in the world except for maybe the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco. Add all of this up, and what you come up with are a lot of gay people in the media who actually promote this kind of stereotypical image of gay people.

It is nothing less than a joke to sit and watch this drivel coming from the mainstream media. It is actually perverting and distorting the image of who people really are. Christians are not bad people, and in fact gays should be very grateful that Christians are devoted family people. Without someone making more babies, how to gays expect there to be more gays to replenish their population? And as far as the black Christians are concerned, who overwhelmingly supported the ban on gay marriage, the question is who really cares? These people also voted for Obama thinking he was one of them. I wouldn’t get upset about dumb asses who display their stupidity like a badge of honor. I would laugh my ass off at them instead. I would create a whole gay movement dedicated to pointing out how uninformed and stupid people are.

Well, you might say that we’ve already creating such a movement by the looks of the responses we get at The Daily Nigger. People are amazed that we approach such touchy topics as this, yet my response is that nobody should be amazed by others who just tell the truth. Come on now, and let’s be honest. What would it take for gay people to wake up and realize that they are being screwed by the media, and that the media is doing it in a way that makes it appear that they are on the side of gays? Perpetuating stereotypes is almost treasonous in my opinion, especially with respect to the gay issue. After all, the man credited for overpowering the 9-11 hijackers and downing United Flight 93 before it could turn back around and blow up the White House was a gay man named Mark Bingham. Talk about a real American hero, Bingham was and is, but the media would rather dwell on these idiotic gays instead.

The mainstream media are a bunch of faggots and niggers. They are trying to turn all the rest of us into their faggots and niggers as well. They want to keep us at arms length fighting over the same old tired lame bullshit that rears its ugly head in a seemingly endless fashion year after miserable year. The media needs this and knows how to do it, because this is who they are. The media is conducting a victim mentality machine that just seems to continually churn out these fucked up people who are so fucking stupid and are a national embarrassment. But they do it because this is what the public wants. People need to know that the struggle goes on and America is fighting for liberty and freedom and justice and ratings and shareholder dividends and all the stupidity you can fit into a giant floating windmill pod that Obama is somehow going to float out into the ocean and solve our energy problems.

All this nonsense makes me want to puke my guts out, and the only respite I have from all the bullshit that is being shoved down people’s throats is this tired old rag The Daily Nigger. We’re not racists insomuch as we are realists. We see this lame American sideshow for what it is, which is giant a pile of garbage that just keeps getting piled on higher and deeper. It’s so ugly and pathetic and runs through all of America so much now that nobody it seems wants to even get close to this stinky pile of shit and dig down to the bottom of it and find out what the root cause of this rotting refuse is. Heaven forbid, people might find out that there is really no difference hardly between gays, blacks, Latinos, Asians, Caucasians, Eurasians, abrasions, and libations. I for one don’t care what color you are or who you sleep with as long as you bath regularly and don’t act like a dumb ass.

It’s just a sad situation right now in this country, and what makes it that much more sad is the fact that one would have thought that with the advent of the ease of communication and the plethora of information that is available today people would somehow become smarter. But actually the opposite has occurred in which people have literally become desensitized to the necessity of learning for oneself by the media’s incessant and obsessive desire to amuse everyone in the most sensational way possible. We don’t claim to have all the answers here at The Daily Nigger. We’re just trying to point out what is happening and let you, the reader, make up your own mind. It would be refreshing for a change to be able to watch and listen to some normal people, but in the meantime we’ll just sit here and bemoan the fact that those of us who see the reality of what is happening are relegated to communicating on scandalous blogs such as this. The Daily Nigger is like Fight Club. The first rule is you don’t talk about The Daily Nigger. The second rule is you don’t talk about The Daily Nigger. Maybe that’s the way it was supposed to be all along.

-TDN

This, my friends, is the end game result of when people get taken in by slick talkers who tell you how they are going to make the world a better place. Caution: If you already drank the Kool-Aid, you need to consult a physician immediately, preferably a shrink. But listen to this woman. I bet she voted for Obama, and she talks about things, “ungodly” things, going on in Jonestown that weren’t what they were made out to be. You could basically insert Obama’s name in for Jones’ name and already I can hear a 30-year echo ricocheting off the walls of history. There’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed people who will have to choose to call Obama a fraud or continue believing him in order to save face. Goodness knows what the ramifications of the latter will be.

The news from Africa is not good. One would have thought that with the election of Barack Obama Africa would be jubilant, ecstatic, elated and hopeful. Oops, remember that word, hope? I guess I shouldn’t have opened my mouth.

Well, here it is folks. Just off the coast of Obama’s fabled homeland, Kenya, a giant Saudi oil tanker was literally seized by a group of pirates. Yes, pirates. We’re not talking about Popeye or some fucking movie with Johnny Depp. We’re talking about assholes who ride around the ocean looking for something to steal. Well now it seems they have really outdone themselves. They have become emboldened and have seized a whole goddam supertanker full of oil that is worth around $100 million just for the oil alone, which I suppose the pirates wanted in the first place. If it was an empty supertanker then who would give a fuck. But this ship was carrying the equivalent of one-fourth of total daily Saudi oil production. That would be like me and my girlfriends trying rustle a million head of cattle. I know I tend to get a little pissed off every now and again, but I never went off the edge and made a damn fool of myself like these motherfuckers. You see, it’s niggers like these that give the rest of us black folks a bad name.

Look, all you dumb ass niggers. Stop fucking yourselves in the ass. Stop hijacking ships who are the allies of the people who just elected one of your people as president. Duh! Hellooooo! Anybody home?!

This is the kind of shit that just drives me crazy. I’m supposed to keep my cool and relax and not get upset about this shit, but frankly those were the good old days when nobody had to give a fuck about Africa. All we had before Obama was some fucking Tarzan movies. Now it’s all about law and order and speaking right and watching what you say and worrying about whether the mainstream media likes your sorry ass. Since when did black people suddenly have to start acting like dumb white people? I thought this whole thing was supposed to be about change. Now, suddenly I have to care about Africa like the white folks go on and on about their Irish heritage, and their German ancestry, their Norwegian vodka consumption, and the Holy Land, the promised land, the homeland, and the heartland. Now it’s all mainstream this and generic that. Advertisements are in abundance about how men can make their dicks get hard. This is amazing shit that I am told I have to believe is going to make me a happier person, when I don’t have the ability to even say that if I had a man who needed Viagra I’d be ashamed to be with him.

Africa is no paradise. Even the goddam animals are killing one another. I wonder who gave them the impression to go and do that. White folks go on these damn safaris like they’re fucking Robert Redford or Lawrence of Arabia. They come back to America all wide-eyed and expressionless like they’ve been to some other planet or something. I tell them, look don’t pull that shit with me because I don’t even like going to the zoo. If animals don’t behave themselves then I’m going to have to kick their ass or else they are going to wind up being road kill. I don’t give a shit. Fuck animals. If they don’t behave then fuck them. I don’t care what happens to them.

And as everyone ought to know by now, platinum is more valuable than gold or silver. And yet Zimbabwe is sitting on top of the world’s second largest reserves of platinum. This country rakes in an estimated $140 million a year from platinum alone and the entire country only has a population of around 13 million. The country’s per capita GDP is around $3 billion, and yet the country has one of the worst inflation rates of any country on earth rising from an already staggering 32% in 1998 to now around 150,000%. The country has actually had the unmitigated gall to print up a bunch of basically worthless $100 billion notes. And it was all thanks to the Robert Mugabe’s compulsory land redistribution program that essentially takes land away from white landowners and hands it over to black landowners. This a is quintessential dumbass nigger story of magnanimous proportions. This is the typical kind of fucking oneself that blacks seem to love to do. This is the kind of stupidity that American blacks are now being told to respect and honor just because it’s African. Fuck that. I’m not buying it. I think Mugabe is a racist prick and a loser. The infant mortality rate in Zimbabwe has climbed to 81 deaths per 1,000 live births and there are an estimated 1.8 million Zimbabweans living with HIV. That’s over 13% of the whole country that has AIDS!

It would all be easy for me to just say fuck Africa. I don’t give a fuck about it because the whole place is about as worthless as you can get. Except for the Sahara desert in the north where nothing can thankfully survive and as a result things are relatively peaceful, the rest of the continent is rife with corruption, deceit, war, thuggery, disease and stupidity. At least the white man tried to do Africans some good, and the biggest lie ever told is that white folks sent boats over to Africa to steal black people and take them to America. Actually, it was the Africans own people who sold them into slavery, and as shocking as this may be even today Africans are still enslaving Pygmies in the Congo. They call themselves the Democratic Republic of Congo, but right now there are around 300,000 Pygmies that are slaves to their Bantu owners. Yes, they still have slavery in Africa, and one would think that the American blacks who rant and rave about slavery here ought to go clean up their own backyard first, that is, if blacks really did care about Africa.

So, I’m not buying any of this African Queen fantasy. I’m no queen, I’m just an average American whose image has unfortunately been shaped by the media which stereotypes me as some kind of radical Afro-centric militant bitch. Let me tell you something, I’m as black as they come baby, but I don’t give a fuck about Africa. In fact, if the whole goddam continent cracked off and sunk in the damn ocean I wouldn’t shed a tear. Africa is an embarrassment to me. One need look no further than how the media in America has somehow kissed the great African butt cheek of political correctness by referring to blacks as “African-American”. I say fuck that shit. I’m a nigger goddammit, and if the CNN truck ever pulls up to my house they better refer to me as the Next Nigga In Charge at The Daily Nigger. If they even try to call me an African-American I will correct them on the spot.

I just want to stick my big black nigger ass all up in the media’s face and tell them what a bunch of fools and suckers they are for buying into this African bullshit. They can take that mulatto guy they like so much along with the Clinton administration he has rented with all of his illicit campaign cash that the Federal Election Commission will never audit and go have a good time on the television telling lies all day long. I don’t care. I won’t listen to that garbage, because I know what Africans are really like. Don’t get me wrong, some of them are good but the majority of them should be ashamed of themselves for even being associated with the kind of uncivilized behavior that goes on there. It’s 2008 for God’s sakes; isn’t there anybody over there who has a clue yet?

Yes, Obama is smart, and Obama is savvy, and Obama is this and Obama is that. All day long I have to hear about Obama, like he is going to wave a big magic wand and make it all better. I say send that boy back to Kenya and tell his people over there to get a clue and stop making trouble for America. He ought to be telling them to behave and crack down on the pirates, because nabbing a whole damn supertanker full of Saudi oil is not cool at all. But of course, if I flip myself around and imagine that I was living in an African country, and the president of the country was half white American then I wouldn’t expect him to be upset if, say, Americans didn’t set a better example.

It’s not about white or black either, but rather it is the memory of colonialism that drives blacks crazy. Blacks know that whites brought a lot of improvement in the standard of living to Africa, but it was at a heavy price. Africa would not develop on its own and needed outsiders to help do it. The problem with Africa is that America is the country they seem to hate as much as they love. The colonial days still haunt them, but this phenomenon has to run its course. Africa simply cannot stay closed off to the Western lifestyle and be respected in the world. Like I said, I don’t care if people use the word nigger. That word doesn’t offend me nearly as much as the free pass others give to black people just because some others have over-simplified and glamorized the black victimization mentality. Yes, the victim mentality is alive and well, and it isn’t about race because the problem lies mainly with blacks themselves. Whether you are white, black or both, the fact is that the black issue is real and it won’t go away until people open their eyes and face the ugly truth.

-TDN

Africa was married to the United States a while back, and the U.S. was given away by American gay men. The entire gay rights movement is predicated upon HIV, because without HIV gays would never have achieved political prominence. This is a fact.

Now, let’s consider HIV in Africa. The overwhelming majority of the cases in Africa are those arising from heterosexual contact. Then as with their American gay counterparts, why aren’t heterosexual men and women in Africa protesting for their rights as a result of their ‘victimization’ from HIV? Simply put, the media isn’t as fully developed and all-encompassing in Africa as it is in America. The power to control the message just isn’t as prevalent there as it is in America, where victimization is almost worshiped like a god.

And let’s be honest, African men who claim to be Muslim and who are supposed to find homosexuality as abhorrent are not reaching out to their fellow victims of HIV elsewhere in the world, where most of them are gay. The victim machine is something that is a Western phenomenon linked to the media’s recognition that “if it bleeds it leads”.

Gosh almighty, I remember all the early AIDS movies where do-gooder gays were depicted traveling to Africa where villages devastated by AIDS were depicted as literally being scavenged by actor-scientists clad in what looked like space suits. My oh my, this was the quintessential tear-jerking, mind-blowing yet false recreation of the gay community searching for its roots in the dark recesses of Africa. And yet, not one of these fuckers who were dying of AIDS in Africa was gay. Like we love to say here at The Daily Nigger, this is another in a litany of inconvenient truths being perpetrated by the mainstream media in conjunction with Hollywood and their ultimate goal of enriching producers, directors and actors at all costs-, yes, even at the cost of human lives.

Even if Africans who were dying of AIDS were gay there wouldn’t have been a gay rights movement in Africa like there is in Western Europe or America. Much of those countries are comprised of Muslims, who although they abhor homosexuality nevertheless do not rule it out in terms of societal acceptance, especially when horny men need a way to, ahem, relieve themselves. Homosexuality in those parts is not the same as it is in Europe and America. It isn’t a societal thing, but rather it’s just a physical thing. Like it or not, men will be men and one thing leads to another and suddenly those sheep you’ve been herding for umpteen years on that mountainside just tend to lose their attractiveness.

Gays in America are hell bent on finding their rightful place in the world by latching onto this fake human rights issue that is a knockoff version of the civil rights movement. The only difference is that nobody would ever know that a person was gay by looking at them unless they acted like a total queen. Compare that to black people, who are unmistakably black even though that doesn’t necessarily give them the right to ask for special privileges in my humble opinion. But of course, the media is on the prowl for the last best victim in the world in which to run up ratings and make a buck. No one is immune to the human media intelligence deficiency syndrome.

Africa doesn’t have a way of classifying people according to their ailments and deficiencies because the whole damn continent is chock full of human tragedies so great that basically one would have to take a number and wait in line to be recognized. Only in America can HIV be elevated to the level of a catalyst needed to ignite a spate of gay marriages. To which I say, spare me the bullshit while millions lay dying of hunger, suffering daily from malnutrition, and ignored by the limelight of what is otherwise a made-for-media spectacle where only the bottom line is of importance.

-TDN

Amazingly, people are little by little waking up to the fact that they have been bamboozled and hoodwinked by the corporate media machine. This video was featured on Hannity and Colmes on Fox tonight. The guy who produced it was interviewed and basically laid it out that the people on this video were recruited by a black woman. There isn’t one shred of bias or racism here. People who are of voting age today are as dumb as a fucking fence post, which is the primary host of the deadly Obama virus leading to acute Obamatosis and utlimately death from complete and utter ignorance. But anyway, you can go the guy’s web site at howobamagotelected.com .

And just like THAT with the election of their man, suddenly 9-11 becomes a thing of the past, according to these two shit bags. This is amazing bullshit that only the mainstream media and their lap dogs on the far left can pull off giving air time to these two leaders of the white guilt supremacy movement. They and the media haven’t seen a victim they haven’t liked. Which begs the big question of Mr. Obama’s little sit down last night with Steve Kroft of CBS on 60 Minutes when he said that regarding the economy things ‘could have been worse’. Well yeah, I guess things could have been worse, especially for Obama himself if he hadn’t received over a hundred thousand dollars in PAC money from the now-defunct Fannie Mae. The only thing worse than that would be if the taxpayers hadn’t been forced by to bail Fannie Mae out, which is basically handing your money over to Obama for screwing people, low income people mind you, out of their homes. So much for the Democrats’ caring for working people, the poor, and the almost extinct middle class. And oh, did we mention the fact that he took untold gobs of cash from the now defunct Lehman Brothers investment firm, which practically coined the phrase sub-prime mortgages. Oh, now THAT would be an inconvenient truth that is too much for the media and the sheeple to handle.

John Travolta Estate & Private Airport

Halle Berry Beach House

Oprah’s got 14 bathrooms and 10 fireplaces in this $55 Million Montecito, CA estate.

J-Lo & Marc Anthony Estate

Arnold & Maria Schwarzenegger Estate

Eddie Murphy Estate

Billy Joel Estate

Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Estate

Brad Pitt Beach House

Jerry Seinfeld Estate & Ball Field

So there you have it!  All of the above were kissing Barack Hussein Obomber’s ass during the campaigning of “THE ONE”.  But do you really think Obomber is going to take the wealth away from his fawning freinds and give it to those who don’t have wealth? You are fool and sucker if you believed any of that “Spread the Wealth” crappola!

This just goes to show that the Obomber “CHANGE” B.S. that he and his butt kissing friends above spouted during the campaign is just that, BULLSHIT!