Yep, I just received a link delivered to me moments ago that said that the url suffix .cn is now available. Why fuck around with our little dot com American shit when you can go for the double digit growth of China.

I deleted the damn email. I don’t want to deal with China. I want to continue to believe that it is possible to still make money in the United States of America. I still want to believe that the dollar is stronger than other currencies, that our deficits were not so huge, that millions of people did not lack health insurance, and that social security will last forever.

The era that we Americans live in should be called mediaphoria. We are all walking around believing that the pot of gold still lies at the end of the rainbow if we still have the wherewithall to get there. Only problem is when you finally get to the end of the rainbow there is not a pot of gold. Instead you find plenty of lies.

There is a tax on this and a fee for that. There are IRS audits to hurdle and lawyers to avoid. You can’t hardly fart these days without somebody knowing about it. Sometimes I think America represents the future because so-called emerging economies of the world haven’t learned the lesson yet that there are limits to growth.

There are still people who believe that it is possible to become wealthier every day, and these are the same people who become offended if you challenge their thinking. Do not tell someone who drives an SUV that gas costs a lot of money. They will argue to the death that based on the inflation rate over time, gas is still around 25 cents a gallon. If I were to believe this then coffee ought to still cost 25 cents a cup. I brew my joe at home. I refuse to pay Starbucks three bucks for a latte.

I will never buy into the illusion that I am becoming wealthier. I am rational enough to understand that somebody somewhere has already got it worked out how to snatch that extra dough out of my pocket. This is why I don’t go on vacations, I don’t fly, and I really don’t drive unless I have to. I wait for sales at the supermarket before I go shopping in earnest. I am very very smart with my money. I don’t make a helluva lot, but what I do have I don’t spend on bullshit.

I am not going to live my life as though spending money is going to make me be a better person. I could give a shit how much money I have because I know that some of the most interesting times I ever had in my life were when I had the least amount of money. There was more fun to have because the people who surrounded me couldn’t care less about how much money I had. (Or didn’t have as the case may be.)

As far as I am concerned, the best indicator that America has had it is when you see the monster homes and huge cars. America is done for because the illusion of happiness has been adopted as reality by practically everyone you see. There are few people left hanging around who know how to live life. Hardly anyone knows how to have a good time any more unless it involves ordering something from the Internet in order to impress others. Videos are everywhere of people doing stupid things. Frankly, the whole thing is sickening. I would rather go on a hike somewhere than look at that shit.

People who are not happy with their lives owe everyone else a confession that they are all barking up the wrong tree. Only problem is, corporate America is making too much money off of them. The poor bastards who seek wealth today are the ones who are themselves trapped by it. Like a dog chasing its tail, the itch is never scratched. And as time drags along in ones life the realization finally sets in sooner or later that all that time spent chasing a Calvin Klein underwear ad should have been spent getting to know Number One.

The media is presiding over this cultural decline like a bunch of gangsters waiting for the big shootout so they can rush in and grab the loot. The front men of modern capitalism are the project managers, focus groups, and pollsters. And they are the watchdog groups like the ACLU and the Rainbow Coalition. They all sell their influence for money. In other words they find out who the suckers are, and then all you have to do is to pay them and they will bring the media to them so you can make a buck from their stupidity. They basically have nothing tangible to sell except information on others. It is a sick and purposeless existence that targets sick and purposeless consumers. The mafia today are a nefarious group of ‘professionals’ who liase with the media to exploit others for money.

So, relax it’s all over. Lighten up. We’re all going down with the ship, and there’s not a damn thing anybody can do about it.

-NNIC

Oh my God, they way the Russkies threw that big solemn funeral for Boris Yeltsin makes you almost want to choke back the tears. There he was laying in state with a big Russian flag over him, his characteristic snowy white locks of hair showing, his hands folded while facing at about a 30 degree angle as if he were reviewing the honor guard.

You have to remember that the fabled leaders that we watch take the big dirt nap used to be real live human beings. Like Gerald Ford some couldn’t even make a golf ball go straight down the fairway and tripped and fell down the stairs of Air Force One. Richard Nixon didn’t know the difference between right and wrong. To save his soul Clinton couldn’t figure out what “is” meant. George W. Bush is still trying to figure out where Iraq is, since it would appear that about half the country has picked up and moved elsewhere since W’s big war adventure started. (The others are either dead or want to kill us.)

World leaders range from Francoise Mitterand whose funeral included the appearance of his mistress. I think they could be keeping Arial Sharon in suspended animation until they can figure out how to deal with the Arabs once it is finally announced that he is gone.

Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a case of world politicreep. It’s when you can’t help but not believe that these people they call leaders are anything but what the media would allow you otherwise to know. It is amazing to me when I think that despite the fact that we all know (or should know) the truth about people living in the world at the same time as us we should be prepared to know what they lived for when they die.

If it is so important to know why things happen then does it not make just a little bit of sense to know something about the people who were playing the key roles in it? This is what confounds me, and that is people have basically decided that is proper to allow corporate media giants to dictate to them how they should think. Call it a case of the Constitution on crack, where journalistic free speech has extended to the board rooms. What we’ve got here is a case of freedom of corporate speech, not journalistic free speech. I never saw such an amendment in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights that guarantees corporations the right to discuss the treatment of billions of dollars without having to answer to any oversight.

What I am saying is that the whitewashing of the Yeltsin funeral will probably happen when Bill Clinton dies. By that time, old Bill will be around 82. Hillary will have divorced him, and will probably occur when she is president just so she can rescue her languishing poll numbers. She will be an instant hit if she does, trust me. Millions of women will be inspired by her. (Note to self: I must immediately buy stock in fast food restaurants where the beleaguered cadres of jilted men will be eating!)

The media needs to get a grip on itself. People look down their noses at the power of the media and say that the media does not control their lives, but it does. Whether you know it or not, you are part of a focus group. You don’t get the flyer from the market by mistake. A company knows if you shopped there and sends it to you. Shopping habits, spending, charging, where you go, what you do, who you do it with all are part of the public domain. It would not surprise me a bit if corporate media decided that all glasses and contacts sold ought to have tiny screens embedded that play advertisements. If there is money in it I am sure our government wouldn’t bat an eye.

No wonder poor Boris was elected the first Russian president in the post-Communist era. I would imagine you would have to drink a lot to be able to tune out the bullshit coming from the media. This is everyone’s dream who has ever desired to think for themselves and be their own person. It’s hard to do though when you are being manipulated, especially for profit and sanctioned by your government.

-NNIC

Why blow your brains out when you can have somebody else do it for you? Sounds like a Woody Allen movie line, but it’s rather true. There are lots and lots of people out there in the world who truly believe that the way to make the world a better place for everyone is by making abortions safe and legal. Now how does allowing women the right to kill their babies make the world a better place? Nobody has ever taken the time to explain the statistics that say women who have abortions are better off for themselves and the rest of society than women who carry their unwanted to birth. I find this lapse of explanations rather curious myself.

Here’s what I think. I think liberals make up shit that sounds like it ought to be true, but if you think about it logically doesn’t mean jack shit. Liberals like to talk, that’s a fact. Even Joe Lieberman, who is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a Neocon, would be better served if he shut up more. His voice is really annoying. It sounds like he hasn’t taken a shit for days and days.

The way the conservative mind works is simple: Just tell everybody that they better back it up, or else there will be hell to pay. No bullshitting around. What you see is what you get. You might not like what a conservative says, but in order to conserve rather than expend you better do a whole lot of staking out your territory.

A liberal will have block parties and plant trees and go to protests. A conservative will stay inside and figure out ways to outsmart liberals. In other words, the job of the convserative to is to make sure that the ones who think they have something unique to say to the world better do their homework or else the next day they may find themselves on the losing side of an argument.

There is something to be said for conservatism. Time spent alone is time well spent if you know what it is that you are trying to accomplish. A fool never has time to spare, because if time is used improperly then the job will never get done no matter how hard you try. A wise person will always make time because the establishment of new goals, new objectives, new heights to reach for are worth making time for.

This world is not unlike others, except the rise of the Internet has allowed everybody to have an instant voice. Everybody thinks they have the answers, yet the point of communication is not to pronounce one’s own profound intellegence but rather to seek others who do not make a splash. The unsung hero of this age is the outcast and the downtrodden. The ones who never raise their voice, don’t complain, don’t blame the world for their problems, and don’t look to government to solve their problems are the ones who amazingly we never hear about.

All we hear about is how the war is not good. And may I ask who ever said that war was supposed to be good? Did the Democrats who voted for the Iraq war ever believe that people were not going to die? Now that people are dying why are they so surprised? It’s a war. Get it?

But to be liberal really means to me to be somebody who wanders aimlessly around with no particular place in mind to go. A liberal is the fly fisherman of politics. Just throw in your line and see what comes up. Politics to a liberal is a game where nobody is supposed to know what is getting ready to happen.

It’s like social security. The liberals treat social security like if it went away then suddenly the world will cease to exist. Planets would suddenly be thrown off their rotations and collide. There would be chaos in the streets and people would be left to fend for themselves. Well, isn’t that is what is happening already? I mean, why is it so important to hang onto causes that have run their course? Why is it important for anybody to protest anything any more? America is the world’s first feminist country. We decided that women need to be able to have power. And in the course of doing so we basically said to them that the guys are sick and tired of fucking around with the government.

It is impossible to overlook the fact that America has become a giant entertainment extravaganza. We sell ideas to the world about our military might, our consumer power, our array of human rights oriented laws, and of course our almighty dollar. We have created such a high bar to jump over that we ourselves are frustrated by the fact that we can’t do all this shit we have convinced everybody of.

The days of Americans trying to be better than everybody else are long gone. You just can’t pull this bullshit off any longer. It’s lame. Nobody’s buying it. Even the Arabs who used to kind of like us are having a hard time trying to understand what brand of democracy we are spoon feeding them. Somewhere between human rights, women’s rights and gay rights are a fistfull of dollars in the hands of a tiny minority who basically decided how everyone else is supposed to live their lives. The media has morphed itself from being a government watchdog to a corporate boss hog. Government is out of control because the fox is guarding the hen house. Liberals can pretend like everything will be fine if they just tweak this law and adjust that law, but the bottom line is that the whole damn machine is not functioning properly because the existing laws that already exist don’t fit any more.

But of course nobody has the balls to admit this. It’s somehow unpatriotic to try to help your government work more smoothly. So people go around and protest and bitch and complain because even if you did find a cure for what ails us the media won’t publish it because it might upset the status quo of doom and gloom every day. And that sells advertising you know. If everything were going well then the media would have to issue lots of pink slips.

I guess what I am saying is that if you are going to be a liberal then be a liberated liberal. Free yourself from group think mentalities and knee jerk reactions to hollow claims. Be inquisitve and curious. Use your mind and seek others whose mind is being used as well. Conserve your energies for things that matter rather than liberally expending your energy on pointless causes. Free yourself from your deep dark gloom of neverending scenarios of how the world is going to hell in a handbasket and discover the path to answering questions about how your life can make a difference.

I realize these are big concepts for most to grasp. Hell, I almost forgot — I’m not supposed to say stuff like this….

-NNIC

All these clerics who are spouting off all this hatred all over the place about death to America and death to Israel and death to the Jews and death to all non-believers are getting ready to get a big ass whuppin. People are just getting flat out tired of this shit.

What in the hell kind of religion is that if when you don’t think the way some lunatics tell you to think based upon some cockeyed interpretation of theirs then by golly you have to be killed? What the hell is all this shit about when they kill gay people by stringing them up in the public square until they basically choke to death while onlookers gawk? What is all this nonsense that the Holocaust was some kind of myth, and therefore an entire nation has to arm itself with nuclear weapons because of some kind of international conspiracy to create a state for Jewish people?

You see, ladies and gentlemen, the American press will never say this, but here at The Daily Nigger we will. And that is from generation to bloody generation the same old shit takes place. There will always be some group of jackasses who think that the Jews, the gays, and basically anything ‘western’ is a bunch of bullshit.

Okay all you Islamo-fascist morons, here you go. If you think your culture is so goddam superior then why the hell do you blow yourselves up? That’s not martyrdom, that’s being a coward. Instead of telling all your bonehead followers to go strap dynamite on themselves, why not do something intelligent like tell them to join society and explore the fact that you aren’t the only ones on this planet, and maybe if you used the brains Allah gave you then you might make something of yourselves. You might have your eyes opened a bit to see that all these little cell phones you are using to blow up IEDs and all these rocket propelled grenades you are using, and laser-guided missles you are using, and even, yes even the nuclear technology you are so angrily snapping up are all producets of the, ahem, west.

The bottom line in this so called jihad is that the people who are leading it are full of shit. The only reason they are doing the things they are is because they want to rub it in our faces that the very essence of our power is being turned on us to prove that we can dish it out but we can’t take it. Well guess what, we know how to deal with these kind of people.

George W. Bush may not be the most intelligent person on this planet, but he does understand that a religion of hatred is nothing more than fascism. The problem with any religious extremism it seems is that if governments fail to do anything effective about the people involved in it then the goddam preachers are going to step in and do it for them. Yet this fact is what nobody in the mainstream media will say, and that is the only way to get rid of radical Islam is to systematically get rid of all the fringe religious cults on a global basis. Screw the Kyoto accords, there should be a global accord that says that countries that either won’t or can’t keep a lid on these crazy religious kooks are free to be attacked.

Yet the worse thing this country could have ever done was to invade Iraq. We should have left it alone and let Saddam kill and torture these idiots morning, noon and night. Maybe he knew something that we had to learn the hard way. If you give these radical Islamic types one tiny chance they’ll kill you the first opportunity they get. Saddam Hussein might have been a really bad guy, but it seems that the only type of government that can control Islamic countries are run by really bad guys. The rulers of these countries understand something that we just can’t get ourselves wrapped around in the west. That is, Islam can be a violent, hateful religion when left up to radicals, and it will cause death and destruction and chaos and hatred and war and so on and so forth until every goddam street is filled with big craters and blown up buildings. The entire Koran is practically filled to overflowing with hate filled rhetoric that is basically a Middle Eastern Mein Kampf, yet it is the losers who wander around preaching hatred while waving the Koran who instigate others to act on that hatred.

America should pull out the troops from Iraq right now, and in their place we should send in a bunch of peace corps volunteers and start helping them plant gardens and build schoolhouses and crap like that. We could really do it up big time by simultaneously launching Sound of Music style movies of a singing Julie Andrews type with a bunch of Islamic kids singing on a mountain side. And then when we have them laughing their asses off at us for the kind of western peace drunk dufuses that they think we are, we will have collected enough intelligence on the radicals to basically have them rounded up in a heartbeat.

Hell, let’s really confuse these people. Let’s renew the draft in this country. Let’s finally have a frank conversation once and for all why some idiot at Virginia Tech just so happened to call himself Ismael Ax. Was it just a coincidence that a Korean decided to choose an Islamic name? I don’t think so. This violent cult stretches all over the world and invades the minds of nincompoops in every land. Kill and die and become a martyr is about as attractive as a colonoscopy, and the only way to get rid of this type of bullshit mentality is by outsmarting them. Every new recruit in the U.S. military should be put through school and taught Middle Eastern history so that there can be no mistaking who they are dealing with.

War is ugly business. The only way to win is to outsmart the other side. The other side has done their homework on us, so why can’t we do ours on them? Fascists aren’t persuaded by bombs and guns, they get off by tricking other people instead so that they come out looking like wise guys. The only way to win against them is by tricking them. Let’s pretend to love them and care about them and their plight, and let’s let Congress yap all day long about how the war is lost and how we just have to pull out the troops because of all the death and destruction that is too much for us to handle. Then after we have them convinced that we are just about to wave the white flag we ought to let loose on them and shut these radicals up once and for all. Frankly I think this could be a very attractive approach because practically everybody is getting plenty sick of them pretending like their culture of suicide is the winning approach in life that everyone else has to adopt or else be killed.

I hope the Democrats rise to power big time. I hope they are smart enough to take their little song and dance routine about love and peace and understanding and use it to trick these crazy motherfuckers that we are all going to hold hands and sing kumbaya with them. But let the CIA do its job once and for all and track these people down by pretending to be their friends. And then just like the way we won the Cold War, we should systematically and methodically take out each and every one of these radical pieces of shit who spread lies and propoganda who teach people about hate.

The war against radical anything requires a very smart bunch of people who can outsmart a bunch of crazy people. Crazy people are smart too, and this is something that eludes most strategists. There is little one can do to prevent people who are ready to die for their so-called cause. The way to get at this type of sick behavior is by rounding up the radical preachers before they can do their little brain washing routine on others. We ought to lock them up and basically throw away the keys. The only way to do that though is to go after them one by painstaking one while pretending all the while that we are just a bunch of laughable dumb little pussies from America. That’ll teach them once and for all when their followers see their former leaders in jail cells. And just for shits and giggles these special jails ought to be created in a special new government department and Mary Cheney ought to be put in charge of them, and frequent web casts should be distributed of interviews of her at her commandants desk.

-TDN

Of course love can never die because love was never born.

People are born as tiny little creatures who cannot fend for themselves and cannot speak or move about much. Later on when they grow and get bigger people tend to do all sorts of things. At first they don’t much think about the things they do because scientists say that their brains are not as fully developed as adults. I beg to differ on this point.

I think children think more than adults. I truly believe that children know more than adults, and the reason they know more is because they know that as a child they can get away with more “human” behavior than adults can. The only difference between adults and children is that adults are bigger and generally scarier in terms of their ability to use force. Adults can get away with most anything because, well, they’re more powerful.

Children were put on this earth I believe to teach adults of how hypocritical they are. Children mock the use of force and generally detest it. It is only later on when they grow up do they bend to the system of mutually accepted adult behavior, and that is when a fairly large number of them typically go off the deep end and wind up blowing other people away in the name of this, that and the other.

Love is manifest in all human beings from the get go, yet love is something that is looked upon by practically all of humanity as something that adults are to bestow upon children rather than vice versa. We all know the almost endless torrents of television sitcoms filled to over capacity with clips of babies spitting in the faces of adults, while the audience goes crazy with adulation. Yet if an adult does this to another adult, somehow there is an agenda, a statement to make, and a cause to take up.

Why can’t people just be people? Why is there a distinction made between childish behavior and adult behavior? It is amazing that so many adults are eager to classify children as external forces outside the adult world that can be segregated and classified like fossils from living creatures. We are all alive, we all have human impulses. It is just that some of us have more power to exert these impulses on others than some do.

Every child should be given a blue handicapped banner to tote around. They should be given special permission to insult everyone without being corrected. Children should be allowed to tell adults how foolish they are without fear of being told that their behavior is somehow ‘out of line’. The problem as I see it today is that adults want to control everything around them, even their children.

Love for one’s own life begins with respect for others. No one should be exempt, not the least of which are children. Children should be respected as wise noble people who have more chances for becoming the very best they can be than the rest of us. It is the only way to ensure that life will evolve more quickly so that people will become wiser, richer and more loving. When love is managed, contained, packaged, censored, and stereotyped we all lose a part of ourselves.

Love never was born because it is not an invention. It doesn’t have a date stamp, a bar code, an expiration date and so forth. Love is language that was never written, cannot be interpreted, translated, copied or explained. Because love was never born it cannot die, yet people can make it suffer to the point of suffocating it. Perhaps our modern saga is best described as a quest by people who are interested in knowing those among us who are familiar with love. Because it is clear that the most vocal among us whose names and voices are most heard in the media are those who know so painfully little about it….

-NNIC

I have a picture of my grandmother that hangs just over my right shoulder on the wall facing my computer. It is a picture my father had hung in his office for many years, and every time I looked at it when I was a little boy I thought how strange and exotic she appears to be. I grow my hair out from time to time and even though I am a man now, I basically have hair like her wirey and kinky. I have the same permanent dark circles under my eyes and the nose looks similar too. Basically if you pasted my face over hers you would not be able to see any differences, except for maybe the string of pearls she is wearing.

Frankly I have giving a lot of thought to my appearance these days. Moving on in years sucks, and the only thing worse than getting old is knowing that no matter how hard you try nothing is going to prevent the inevitable. Which brings me to admit the following. I believe that every living soul is about as unique as a sand castle. And isn’t that what the song about building castles in the sand was all about. We try real hard to build great differences between ourselves in order to carve out our uniqueness, but the truth of the matter is we are all basically the same.

The sex of an individual may differ, the eye color or the hair might be different, and even our personalities differ. Yet one cannot at one moment declare their uniqueness and at the same time believe that they have invented a brand new communication with the almighty. People are not that smart to be able to find out exactly who they are while still being alive. The fact that our struggling souls have been placed into an animal’s body is a testament to the fact that God does not want us to achieve complete understanding of ourselves.

If you think about it you might agree with me that God is perhaps the greatest comedian ever. We know that we are not going to achieve nirvana on Earth, yet we still keep trying. We know that no one has ever been able to tell each and every one of us that we are destined for heaven, and that death is just a passage to get there. Prophets have come and gone who tried to do this magic with everyone’s souls, yet somehow after they are themselves declared dead as a door nail all we are left with are their writings. And you have to wonder, was this just a joke?

Nobody knows the answers. That’s all there is to life. Resiging oneself to the inevitable that we cannot please everyone and that the only ones we really can come close to pleasing is ourselves is perhaps the greatest moment in life. Liberation from the slavery of observation is the freedom of wisdom. There has to come a time in everyone’s life when you must put down the books, turn off the boob tube, step away from the computer, stop running to the malls, stop scarfing food down like you are in a contest, stop believing you are going to win the lottery and you can sail off to Maui and drink Coronas on the beach all day. And one must also stop believing that they own the world and can influence others.

The path to true freedom is tricky and dangerous. If you declare that you want to know the truth about life, you must then accept responsibility for making mistakes in interpreting life. If a person exercises true free will-, the honest to goodness free will and not the silly store bought stuff you find in self-help books and cute PBS shows aired during pledge week, then you will be subjected to the greatest experience that life on earth has to offer.

Accepting yourself without being angry about it is a way of saying let the chips fall where they may. This is it. This is who I am. I may look like my grandmother, and so what. She looks like a black woman, and I have to tell you that from time to time I pitch fits like a black woman-, flailing my arms and running off at the mouth. (Certainly not something Oprah would ever do. Oh no!)

Oprah is a media whore who pretends to be helping others. Her viewers (more like junkies) have fallen for her silly little parade of pity laced with Tom Cruise moments of bipolar glee. The media (more like Hearst Corporation) has made a fortune off of this exploitation of people’s gullability. It is so much easier to think of yourself as a being healed by the great Oprah rather than taking responsibility for your life and discovering it yourself. Nobody can give you your life but you.

There are no real distinctions between people. We call carry traits belonging to one another, and it makes no sense to try to deny it. This is the essence of life, and if I want to believe that I look like my grandmother and have some of her characteristics then so be it. I am comfortable with that.

-TDN

The really big lie going around in so-called Western society is that somehow people are special. We all have our rituals unique to one another, but basically everyone basically has come to the forgone conclusion that collectively we are all going to go to heaven when we croak.

And this is an immense relief to most people-, the idea that they tote around a Jetson’s-like jet pack with a glass bubble around their cute little head while they speed from star to star in utter weightless glee. This is what appeals to people, the fact that they are able to convince themselves that their intellect allows them to dream of shit that doesn’t exist.

Ladies and gentlemen, the problem with the world today isn’t that there are Islamo-fascists, Koren gunmen, Russian mafia, al Qaeda or the Janjuweed. The problem with the world today is that technology has for the first time in history allowed people to instantly share their psychosis with one another before anybody can even do anything about it. It’s like if gorillas learned how to look into a mirror they would pretend they were looking at a prince. Next thing you know the gorillas would be broadcasting one another with their mirrors, and if an errant gorilla decided to kill another one then the others would remark how he seemed like a nice quiet guy who kept to himself.

The word people use to describe the ones of us who stray from the path of good and wind up hurting a lot of people is a ‘loner’. The most prominent signal a person can give off that they are going to do something really bad is when they turn their mirrors on themselves and see themselves for who they really are.

People can believe in God, but it’s entirely up to them whether they do so or not. But the point of being human is that you have the ability to see a person’s good qualities or rather to choose to exploit their bad side. Nobody is saying that people do not have a bad side. The newspapers are filled to capacity of preachers nailing anybody other than their wives. Homeless people are left to fend for themselves as limousines pass them by strewn on the sidewalk like abandoned duffel bags.

People can choose to treat one another like crap or not, and this will never go away no matter how hard you pray to whichever god you happen to worship. In this respect we are no better than gorillas, whom many experts have found to be our not too distant cousins.

If people call one another names, so what. If people kill other people, so what. There is nothing anybody can do to prevent people from exercising their free will, and the choice of how you live your life is entirely up to you. Take responsibility for your own life and look into the mirror and choose who you want to be. For those who don’t want to do this, then others cannot be held responsible.

This is what irks me about Iraq. If those people want to kill one another, let them have at it. They have chosen to be thugs and murderers. See ya later! No thank you. Ta ta….

This is also what irks me about America. This country has become a regulated democracy, which is as illogical a capitalist communism. The modern trend is to call something two things at once so that you cover all your bases in case one of them doesn’t quite work out the way it was planned. It’s the ultimate in passing the buck, kind of like institutionalized irresponsibility.

Nobody is responsible for anything any more. If somebody kills somebody else then there has to be a reason for it. OJ Simpson did the best job of anyone in recent memory of making a mockery of the system. All his legal team had to do was to show how inept the prosecution was, which in this case was the state.

You have a greater chance of winning a court case today by attacking the ones who accuse you rather than defending yourself. Painting yourself as a victim of the failings of the system is nothing more than the result of bad people who have figured out how to point out the shortcomings of our modern ways of explaining how people go bad.

We have become a world of self-involved sycophants. The media has exploited people’s sense of awareness of self and turned consciousness into a art form laced with commercial advertising. The corporations wind up making money, and the government is able to collect more taxes, and everybody’s a winner.

Only problem is nobody is paying attention to who they really are, which is the essence of living your life for the better or for the worse.

You heard that right here on The Daily Nigger. It’s true that Tipper Gore and Al Sharpton are in charge of our national dialogue. They have basically told all of us law-abiding citizens out here in reality land that it is wrong to write and sing music that refers to women as bitches and ho’s. And Gore and Sharpton have also put us on notice that is wrong to utter any kind of words that refer to people of African decent as nigga’s, coons, and jigaboo’s.

You see, it’s okay for everybody else in the whole damn world to burn the American flag and fly jets full of civilians into skyscrapers. And somehow we’re all supposed to accept that as freedom of speech. It’s just that some people have taken up a cause called ‘Selective Speech Syndrome’.

This is a curious affliction because it is transmittable from person to person, yet the person does not have to come into physical contact with you. There are no symptoms aside from being delusional that you are better than everyone else. Occasionally you see these folks with signs in their hands at protests. Doesn’t matter which cause it is, they are addicted to finding victims. And the reason for this behavior is simple: They had so much fun at the first pity party where it was told to you that Jonestown was a study in social dysfunction and not murder, that they have mutated this downwardly spiraling behavior into the media.

It’s cool to be a piece of shit today. It’s downright accepted and sanctioned to check your true feelings at the door. It’s the Earth’s last gasp at making God one happy dude. At last we can pretty much fold our arms and look at our lives and say that with all these losers in abundance, there has to be a God who can help us out of this.

God made us folks to be ourselves. Wherever the chips fall, so be it. If you’re black, Asian, Hispanic, Jew, Gentile, Arab Christian or Arab Muslim-, it’s all good. Being different is what makes us who we are. Yet what binds us all together as one race of people is our ability to understand these differences and, yes, sometimes make funny comments about these differences. It’s called being human.

The latest twist though is that has become not acceptable to call other people names, but it is considered alright to call your own people names. How is it that calling your own people names is something that human beings can do, but calling someone of a different flavor than yourself is bad? I find that rather…, well, let’s just say-, disingenuous, to say the least.

Ladies and gentlemen, step away from the media. Tell Tipper and Al that they can shove their so-called morality right up their lily asses. Nobody should control anyone else unless they absolutely have to be controlled because they are a danger to others (and that includes the Iraqi’s, mind you). Nobody is doing anybody any harm when they call one another a nigger. They haven’t hit them, they haven’t spit on them, they haven’t taken their money or insulted their mother. It’s just funny, that’s all. And although it might not be funny to somebody else doesn’t mean it isn’t funny to others.

The Daily Nigger is precisely about this phenomenon, and it has occurred to this nigger here that all you people out there are near ‘bout crazy. Y’all are about as entertaining as a whore on Christmas eve. In fact, what you crazy people out there are doing is selling your souls for a little of the limelight. And so all of you are in the minds of The Daily Nigger are nothing less than people who we here can take direct aim at and laugh our asses off.