Oh yeah, he did. Bush killed a whole bunch of them and guess what, my liberal heart is not bleeding. Oh poor me, I guess I should be so ashamed of myself that all the poor pitiful people out there who silently pay their taxes to the government they protest and hold in contempt are funding the killing of the people who engineered 9-11 and also are raping everyone at the gas pump.

Hey, guess what. I’m not ashamed in the least.

I think the war on terror is basically a war on Islam. I don’t care if political correctness has failed me, but the fact is what we’re dealing with are a bunch of crooked people who will kill you the minute you turn your back. This war is different than the war we had with the Germans and the Japanese. They had governments and borders, and when they declared war you knew it. These people migrate all over the damn world (courtesy in part to our wonderful ‘allies’, the Europeans) and basically can strike at any time, anywhere, for any old reason at all.

Bush is obviously right. It takes someone who pretends to be just as crazy as the enemy to outflank and outsmart them. He confronts the ones who believe in force with force. There is only one way to deal with crazy, dangerous people and that is by being crazy and dangerous.

I say, hooray to Bush for doing what no other “normal” American politician will do. He whacked the enemy relentlessly and without so much as a night’s lost sleep. If you want peace with crazy people then make sure first of all that they are lying in peace, preferably six feet under. There is unfortunately no other way to deal with them.

And as for our ‘friends’ the Europeans, I say only one thing. Watch your ass. You guys have been playing the socialist card for a long time after America liberated you from national socialism. You are way too welcoming to Arabs and their Cat Stevens approach of live and let live only to get your ass kicked. Don’t be fooled, Europe. Wake up and smell the bushes. Here in America, no matter how much you hate it, we have the answer now just like we had the answer 65 years ago.

-TDN

Arguably, Paul Harvey was the single most influential individual when I was growing up. All we had was AM radio at the time, and I when I heard Paul Harvey’s voice I imagined something that sounded like a rock. I can’t describe to you in words what I felt when I heard him reappear on the air with his now infamous “Page Two”. He always ended his broadcast with his quentessential halt for a second or two and then the words ‘good day’.

Those were the days back in the Nineteen Seventies when people like myself were searching for a moral compass in a world that seemed to be going mad as hell. Old white guys like Harvey were regarded as klansmen, but in reality all they were doing was holding down the fort of traditional American values while the world caved in on us with its false allure of Euro-socialism. I have to admit that I hated Paul Harvey back then, but at the same time I admired him and listened to every word he said.

I don’t remember a goddammed thing he said, but I do remember that his delivery was as American as you can get. He believed in what he said, he said what he believed, and he never cursed (unlike myself) and always kept his cool. Paul Harvey’s delivery was as much the message as the message itself. I never saw him on television, but I always imagined him as a slender guy with a perennial smile on his face always clinging to the American dream of self-determination and freedom of expression like a boulder on a cliff of the Grand Canyon.

This country has literally torn itself apart trying to be different from every other nation on earth, when in reality all we have to do to be different is to obey the precepts that this country was founded upon. These are the beliefs that to be free we must be the government, and the government does not make us free. Somehow this concept got lost when people began believing that to be free we must look to government as though we were powerless and somehow detached from government.

In simple terms this sick and twisted concept was hatched out of a latent hatred of America that became a counter culture that disaffected minorities used to condone their laziness. How people like Paul Harvey spoke to me was that if you stood up and spoke your mind and lived your life and didn’t take any bullshit from anyone then regardless of who owes you anything you are in charge of your destiny. This my friends is America.

People who look up to politicians are sadly mistaken just as politicians who look down on the people are like a dog chasing its tail. The only one who can save you is yourself, and government, especially the United States government has its primary job to defend you by raising an army so that the multitudes of misled people around the world who are not free can be put on notice that if they fuck with us they are fucking with fire.

All I can say is that I admire Paul Harvey because he was the only white guy who never sought elected office, who never became a part of corporate media, and who never even so much as glanced the way of Europe whom we saved from fascism yet today clings to socialism in a bizarre retro fuckfest of mindlessness that only Europeans could pull off complete with haute couture and techno disco. Yet Paul Harvey is American because he stood up and spoke his mind and never looked back. He never insulted anyone in order to pull this off, and he is as American as hot dogs, basketball, the Marines, and Normandy.

To anyone looking for government to solve their problems I say look to Paul Harvey. Look to the ones who used the media to declare their American spirit rather than those who so eagerly sell their spirit for the American buck. Moreover, get a job, work hard, educate yoursef, learn a little bit about what makes this country unique among the nations of this earth, and most of all find a way to proclaim it to others, because take my word for it there are tens of millions of people who wish they could have heard the words, Good day.

-TDN

Maybe I jumped the gun when I said that America had defeated communism because China still calls itself a communist state. The only difference I can see between Chinese communism and the defunct soviet style of communism is that China is just better at it than the Russians were. China knows how to keep people in line. When the party says jump, the people ask how high. There is something about China that just scares the living bejesus out of me, and most of it lies in the lockstep mentality of the Chinese people.

Sure, China has skyscrapers and automobiles, they export huge amounts of consumer goods, they are even building nuclear submarines and beefing up their military. But China is an environmental catastrophe partly because the leaders of industry and the leaders of governement are one in the same. There is no watchdog in China over the systematic destruction of the environment, which is having an effect on global pollution as a whole. The reports of the reliance upon coal that the Chinese have is nothing less than sad. It reminds me of the early days of the industrial revolution.

I do not know what is worse frankly, radical Islam or communist China. Basically I look at both of them through the same prism because both ideologies are founded in the brainwashing of the people. For the life of me I cannot understand why it is that the media in our beloved free country cannot or simply will not connect the dots and call out China for what it is, namely an untrustworthy state which has ties to rogue Islamic regimes such as Iran. In fact what is holding up progress with sanctions against Iran are the Chinese. The Chinese are knee deep into Iran, and if I were a betting man I would say that the Chinese are up to no good with Iran and helping them with their nuclear ambitions. The Chinese wouldn’t care if Iran’s government is perpetrating terrorism all over the Middle East, which boggles my mind since our troops are getting killed by Iranian made weapons. Yet the Chinese gladly take our money while exporting their crap to us.

The money that flows around the world that eventually comes to bite us in the ass is so easy to pinpoint and track that I am left wondering if the media is doing their job at all. Maybe they are just too busy reporting about Rosie’s latest feud with Donald Trump, Tammy Faye’s battle with cancer, or of course the two that are tied for first place in the roster of bullshit - Anna Nicole Smith and American Idol. What is happening is that American jobs have been sold to the Chinese in return for their role as America’s banker. After they shake us down by coaxing us with goods produced from their cheap labor courtesy of the communist stronghold on their country, they then keep us held hostage by buying our national debt and then turning around and helping our sworn enemies.

I will bet you a million bucks that if the Chinese communist party were done away with and China was contained then a lot of the world’s crackpot thugs wouldn’t get a fraction of the help they are receiving to cause the trouble they are causing in the world. People can say what they like about China’s seemingly democratic and capitalist facade, but behind it is a very troublesome regime that is basically up to no good. The media won’t touch this subject because the corporations that own the media in this country are making too much money off of the Chinese, which is a goddam shame.

What the Chinese have done to their own people and to the rest of the free world is pathetic. They have basically annexed Tibet and would love to do so with Taiwan. The Chinese have waged a huge PR campaign to portray themselves as western, but they are nothing of the sort. China does business with people who turn around and kill us. To my knowledge this is what is called hypocrisy, and it is time for the corporate media to step up and be patriotic and call a spade a spade.

-TDN

According to a recent survey 13% of American Muslims responded that suicide bombing civilians is justifiable to defend Islam. There are approximately 2.3 million Muslims in this country, and so the math works out to around 299,000 Muslims who believe that suicide bombing is just fine and dandy.

Why in heavens name do we just sit back and let this type of scum put down roots in this country? What kind of religion preaches that killing innocent people is a way that somehow defends one’s right to believe a certain way? And moreover, what good is tolerance when there are people who use tolerance in order to kill other people?

The Muslims in America ought to be put on notice right now that if they so much as fart in the wrong direction they are going to have their butts shipped off to “an undisclosed location”. I mean here we are trying our best to give these people a sense of what freedom is all about, and all we get in return is the same old medievil bullshit.

Islam is basically proving itself to be just completely out of step with civilization. It has come to the point that no matter what we do to try to convince these people that they ought to sit down and behave themselves that they just can’t bring themselves to do it. How on earth can any religion condone people blowing themselves up in order to make a religious point? How ridiculous and backward is that?

America is civilization’s last best hope on this planet. We are the only nation who has defeated colonialism, fascism, and communism within the span of only a couple of hundred years. We have fought slavery, racism, bigotry, and homophobia. We have welcomed people of all faiths and from all walks of life no matter how rich or how poor. If there are people who live in America who believe that it is a good idea to blow themselves up to make a point then I say they deserve a life sentence without the possibility of parole based solely upon their intentions alone. Why wait? Why give them a chance? Shut them down now.

The people who preach the propoganda that the would be suicide bombers listen to and learn from should also be put in jail. In fact there should be special prisons for these people so that they do not come into contact with other prisoners. There should be special prisons set up for these people where they are given no possibility of contact with others at all. It should be made perfectly clear that anyone who supports a belief in killing others by killing themselves will be hunted down, segregated from the rest of society, and left to rot alone with their own demented thoughts.

Tolerance for others is what makes America great. There is no other country on the face of this planet that practices it to the extent that we do here. You can believe anything you want, say anything you want, do anything you want, and nobody is going to bother you for it. Islamofascism preaches intolerance for others to such an extent that it is justifiable if not outright condoned that one must be killed by those who specifically have such a sick and twisted mind that they themselves find no value in their own existence.

299,000 Islamic suicide bombers are in America right now. They said so and I take them at their word. This is serious business ladies and gentlemen. Very serious business.

-TDN

Women have the obligation to serve in the military in Israel and so do gays. I know this pisses off a lot of people, especially the ones who spew out their phobias based upon their male inadequacies, but what the fuck. Make no mistake about it, some of the women who serve in Israel are hotties and yes, they also know how to bust your ass and make you plead for forgiveness. After that they go home, sit down, and have dinner with their friends and talk about wind surfing on the Mediterranean.

The reason why the world’s greatest superpower, America, cannot bring itself to take Islamofascists by the balls and bring them to tears and swear never again to do the kind of shit they do via killing and oppression is that America would first have to embrace the idea that women can kick ass just like men. Women need to be armed and fight just like men do.

I think it is time to stop holding elevator doors open for women and instead hold M-16’s up to protect them as they bust into safe houses, training camps, and yes, eventually into the birthplace of Islamic fundamentalism that brought you 9-11, Saudi Arabia. But wait, there’s more. There is Iran and Somalia, Malaysia and Indonesia, in short wherever Islamic fundamentalism lives and breathes.

Women kick ass better than men because women are mistaken for docile creatures who fold under pressure. How then can it be that a tiny nation of five million can beat the ever living crap out of tens of millions of people who are eager to die for their ’cause’? It’s because the women are armed to the teeth and trained and told to go forth and whack these motherfuckers.

While Jenny Craig and Oprah are busy telling women in other parts of the world that they are inadequate, women in Israel are taught to kick ass and take no prisoners. Who gives a fuck what people think about it when the world has seen what kind of destruction the enemy can bring about. The media is so busy trying to tell everyone else how to be a gentleman (as if they weren’t) while women struggle with self-esteem issues (as if they lacked self-esteem), Israel is busy training its women how to be warriors, and oh, by the way, did I mention that they are really hot too….

Yeah, I know it pisses people off, but so what.

-TDN

Who honestly wants to be rich? Practically everyone will wind up hating your guts. Oh sure, you have dreams of sitting around and being fed grapes while being fanned with palm leaves. It sounds good, but really having money only complicates things. You will always have to look over your shoulder wondering who wants something from you. Being rich frankly sucks. I like being poor. It’s good for the soul. It makes me get out and hang with a bunch of low life motherfuckers who I would not ordinarily come into contact with if I were just having my ass kissed by wannabes.

Lottery tickets should only be sold in the work place, because it is primarily there where people would otherwise be doing things they enjoy rather than sitting in a cubicle growing a third ass cheek. The so-called work place is where people should be preyed upon with dreams of becoming rich so as to give them something to dream about while their lives pass in front of them during which they are in an 8-hour ass-kissing mode and pretending to be politically correct, according to what the latest television shows and media advertisements portray.

People should be discouraged from working to the fullest extent possible. What better way to do this rather than have workers being subjected to lost dreams week after week. In fact, lottery ticket purchases should be a tax deduction for people who are employed and derive their income on a W-2. I say torture these motherfuckers at every possible point in their lives. Rub it in that they are paying taxes into a system that will likely not be able to pay them back and which spends money on things that if the people who pay into it had their way would never chip in a single solitary dime.

Today working is not only not for a living but it is also not working. Work is basically people who sit or stand and who push things around like paper or other stuff. The whole thing is a goddam joke if you think about it. We take shit that somebody bought and package it and sell it again. Each time we do this we are taking the money that we make and spend it on shit that somebody else packaged and sold to us, who in turn takes their money and buys other shit with it that somebody else packaged. Basically what you have is involuntary servitude, and the chances of being able to not think about the whole shit pile of consumerism for one moment is practically nil.

Oh sure, there used to be a time in America when you could make money. Those were the days when people had balls, and wars were fucking wars goddammit. We used to get into wars with the intention of wiping people off the face of the map. Today we have to launch into forceful diplomacy to try to get our points across, which basically is pointless. We wind up making fools of ourselves, and worse yet working for the people we went to war against. Nowadays we owe the Chinese our left nut while old farts wheel around in motorized carts buying Chinese bullshit in Wal-Mart with their Social Security checks, and Iraq has basically sucked our national treasury dry.

What the fuck has become of this goddam country where we just lay down and get fucked by everybody? Why do we resort to tricking ourselves that if everybody just chipped in a buck then each one of us could be rich? What the fuck is this shit? Why can’t we just resolve ourselves to the fact that we live in a dog eat dog world and that if you don’t pull your weight then lord help you.

Fuck the lottery. Fuck it and fuck it again.

-TDN

The sign above the young men hung by Iranian religious police basically reads “MORALITY IS SECURITY”

This is the Sound of Music for Arabia: These are a few of my favorite things. Number One. Moslems may say they don’t touch the juice, but believe me they touch everything else. And every damn day you cruise down Haifa Street in Baghdad around noon time, the media won’t tell you that half those motherfuckers are stoned. Oh, no. We are not supposed to tell the truth about these people who inhabit the cradle of civilization. Stoners, basically is all they are. And they’re clinging to a godforsaken belief system they call religion.

Oh, and did I mention that I have had sex with a very large number of those people who are now siring suicide bombers, but of course they’re not gay. There is something curious about that culture over there that the media just is not saying. When you’re gay, goddammit just say it and get it over with, and by the way if you get an adverse reaction from some closeted types in a turbin don’t say I didn’t tell you so. Let’s just call it don’t ask, don’t kill.

It fucking amazes me how in the whole wide world that of all people American gay people should opt to be on the side of Islam, when Islam is not on the side of gays. What in the fuck is this shit?! This is like the old joke about the Jewish dilemma, free ham. I mean, who could be so goddammed stupid?

Let me tell all you people something, I don’t like Moslems. I don’t like their religion, and I don’t like their whole bullshit and it isn’t because of the Jews or the Israelis or the Mossad or the CIA or George Bush. It’s because they hate women, gays, and anybody who doesn’t have a penis in their pants that is basically a porno version of Free Willy. I for one am totally pissed off at gay people for even considering the whole diversity bullshit when it comes to these motherfuckers.

Look, when I was a young man I used to hang out with high ranking military officials who were completely gay as can be. They were some of the most ball busting, mean motherfuckers you have ever seen in your life. And yet, at the end of the day after they got through doing their business of defending freedom and liberty they went home and fucked their boyfriend. This ladies and gentleman is the true face of freedom. This is the true portrait of how freedom works. And if you don’t believe me, then lord help you because I would hate to see you cross paths with some of these guys in a dark alley.

I think it’s funny actually to watch skinny young white guys packing heat and pulling the trigger only to get recoiled flat on their ass. Yet I have seen and even slept with some guys who have fired M-16’s all night long only to live to tell the story of how they shot so many rounds that the gun barrel turned red hot and bent out of shape. But make no mistake about it, these guys were not bent out of shape at all, and their barrel may have been red hot but it could still punch out a few more good rounds.

Killing the enemy is serious business, and it requires people who know what bad motherfuckers guys can be in order to be more determined than others to take them out. There is a serious gap between what the media reports concerning who exactly the so-called left wing is and what they really are. Fact is, there is an entire subculture out there which is comprised of those who share no ill will toward the members of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell group, and they even sleep with them. However, in actuality, this group is simply the don’t ask group because if you do you just might wind up shit canned.

Just don’t go there. Let the people who best know how men go wrong take charge. This goes for lesbians, too. What the media just won’t confess is that some of the best people who understand which ones in this world are not ever going to contribute to the advancement of society on God’s green Earth ought to be the ones who are put in the front lines to square off with the Islamists.

Let’s be honest here, there is not a single solitary gay person in the free world who will look at the picture of those two gay guys in Iran strung up and left to choke to death, who would not swear on a stack of Honcho Magazines that the Islamists’ time is up, except maybe Rosie O’Donnell. I say that if any gay person is willing to stand up and defend those motherfuckers, then basically you deserve to be part of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Kill group. Otherwise, I propose that in the war on terror, aka the war on Islam, the people who ought to be on the front lines are primarily the gay people.

- TDN

As if what’s already been said on The Daily Nigger weren’t enough in terms of outrageous free speech, here is one more for the annals of online history. This is what everybody thinks but nobody says. People want comfort and joy and happiness and bliss and good food and to be stoned and powerful and have possessions and money and all that bullshit. But people also want love and companionship and above all endless amounts of time in which to enjoy all of the above.

Guess what, folks, life is a big let down. You never really feel totally comfortable or totally happy. Food costs money (which there always seems to be a shortage), getting high is either illegal or expensive or your old lady doesn’t like it when you do it. No matter how powerful you are you just can’t seem to be more powerful than somebody who already has you clocked and already knows what moves you are making and has them perfected better than yourself. And time is limited. Let me say it again. Our time is limited. We all have to die. And just when we think we can have it all and everything is within our grasp something comes along to snatch it away from us.

I have said a lot about the government, the media, each other, and various and sundry other crap about the dilemma we all call our collective life on this planet. The bottom line as I see it is that what matters most is that if you are lucky enough to know exactly who you are then you don’t need all the other bullshit.

I remember at my father’s funeral. All his life he sweat his ass off to be rich, and then when he got to be rich he was miserable because nobody liked him any more. After a life of swearing and cursing and working and then drinking to cast off the demons associated with working so much and cursing and swearing while he did it, all he was left with was a hemorrhoid cushion and some Ex-Lax. Oh sure, there was some spiffy art on the walls and the art looked good too. The view of the ocean was pretty awesome as well. But the toll that success takes on our psyches and our bodies and our minds and our souls to me just isn’t worth all the trouble.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to work. Better yet, I love the work that I do. But the fact of the matter is that when I work I don’t feel like I am working, which is why I try to keep myself hidden from my customers when I am working unless they see me while I work and then feel inclined not to pay me because I make it look so easy and fun. The demand for money is probably only effective when you put on an act that makes you look like you are suffering. The whole idea behind becoming wealthy is somehow footed in the biblical notion of sweating your ass off. Those who don’t do it are thought of as unbelievers or worse yet third world, Islamic, bonehead losers who don’t have a pot to piss in.

I love animals, especially dogs. Dogs are probably better designed for success than people because they have a much shorter life span, they don’t have to work at all, they get fed, are taken care of, loved, and basically worshipped. People have none of those qualities going for them, so tell me who is smarter, dogs or people.

Porno is a great thing, and it fulfills a need. Perhaps the greatest accomplishment in the history of mankind is online porno because instead of going out of your house and trying to bang somebody who is either going to tell your spouse or make you feel like shit, you can just get the job taken care of in the privacy of your own home. I think the government should recognize online porno as more important than social security because it keeps every one safe and secure in the privacy of their own home and therefore is essential to national security. In fact, if you get right down to it the defense budget should be allocated in part to subsidize the porn industry world wide.

All this crap about running around chasing sex, money, drugs, happiness, alcohol, attention, recognition, degrees, etc., is all a bunch of crap. In the end all we get is death and then the only people who will notice are those who will be glad we are gone, those who will rush in to take our places, those who do the paperwork after we are gone, and those who want to be paid what is left after we are gone. Sure, there will be those who will weep and those who will admire us, but they will not be nearly as numerous as the others.

My advice to all who have warm blood coursing through their veins is this: Have a good time. Do what makes you happy. And above all, discover who you are so that when you make your way through life you will know that the things you are doing truly makes you happy and that you aren’t just faking it when you should be honestly having a good time instead. And one more thing. If somebody tells you how to live your life and that you have it all wrong about what happiness means to you then tell them to go fuck off, which the media has almost perfected this role in society today.

-TDN

Let’s honest here, folks. It is an historical fact that were it not for American Christians who rose to the occasion and wiped out the Nazi party in Germany, their ligitimacy in the war on terror would not be present. And Christians did not simply wipe out Nazis, they actually came away from the experience in World War II as a new type of Christian. They began in earnest to respect the fact that Christianity’s liturgy is taken right from the Old Testament. When Christians took it upon themselves to understand and embrace their Jewish heritage, they began to identify with the entire history of the written word rather than simply thinking of history as having begun when Jesus was alive.

I am going to say something that will blow people’s minds I am sure. But here it goes. Where religions go awry is when the messengers are worshipped more than the message. Go take a look at Islam today. The whole conflict is based upon rival sects who kill for no other reason other than their mullah told them that their prophet’s granddaughter’s son’s uncle’s greatgrandson’s cousin said this or that. What the fuck is that all about? To me this is nothing but a bunch of bullshit.

Christianity has changed drastically since the old days when the Vatican basically was a breeding ground for leftist anarchists. Yet Pope Benedict is still trying to sneak that message in even in light of a war on Islam that is basically corrupting people en masse and is frankly disgusting. He said that both capitalism and communism are bad. I guess that only leaves room for Catholicism, and if people who call themselves Christians and who still believe that even after the Holocaust Jewish history has had its fingers in both capitalism and communism then basically what they are saying is that religion and government provide the best platform for achieving a just and righteous society.

Yes, that’s all it takes to achieve Nirvana. Tell everyone that you are the holy man, that you are the one who knows what is best for them, that you know where history began and will end. Tell them what you know they need to hear in order to get on with their day and feel good about themselves so that they can be assured that they will all go to heaven. Frankly, this scenario makes me sick to my stomach, so I will stop right there.

American Christianity is by and large different from old European Christianity, because America took the yoke of history by the hand and whipped it back to its rightful destination. What people do not understand any more is that were it not for the visceral reaction to fascism Americans had the history of the world would be quite different today. Instead of people slaughtering others for the hell of it we have it ingrained in us that this kind of tribal warfare is dangerous and should be canned as quickly as possible.

Only a charlatan and a snake oil salesman can sell to an American who has any grasp of history whatsoever that the world would be better off if Hitler had his way and killed anybody who did not believe that his beliefs were superior to others’. Religion itself changed when America finally said to itself that there is simply a right way and a wrong way to live in this world regardless of what you call yourself. Suddenly, being an American became itself a religion, because a true faith is a belief in anything that more powerful than yourself and requires the collective history and will of people regardless of their personal feelings.

What pisses of the rest of the world about American and especially American Christianity is that for the first time in history perhaps an entire nation committed itself to a higher purpose and did so on behalf of those who did not necessarily share the same beliefs as themselves. What other nation can say this? I ask anyone to point out another nation in the history of the world that has committed itself to use whatever means possible to rid the world of those who would corrupt religion with superstition and brainwashing and instead try to build a world where people respected the history of the world as a whole without regard to petty prejudices.

What I find disgusting about America today is that in order to educate people about what makes this country great, the media has taken on the role of chief information officer of the company. People can only come to conclusions that they reach on their own, and no one can truly say that they honestly believe strongly in things that others told them. So, a good leader understands this, and where our government has fallen short is by not laying out the case for America’s presence in the world by stating clearly what our unique history requires of us. I think that the media simply filled a void where government should have, and the problem lies mainly with the fact that money has corrupted our government and politicians have little backbone and true understanding any more about what exactly this country stands for.

America is not a place for people who think that the system is here to protect you. This is also not a place where you come to get rich. America is a place where you realize that the greater good that has been accomplished despite the influence of religion is in itself enough to be convincing as to the pride one should have for simply being able to live here.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is that.

-TDN