The media makes us all into fools, and nothing proves that better than the so-called ‘debate’ on the death penalty. You see, if you just go and read the accounts of the ones who have killed others in cold blood then you get an idea that for some people the only way for them to make it into heaven is if they are shackled and bound and stuck in a windowless, moldy hole and eventually killed.

It is impossible for people to simultaneously believe that good virtues make one deserving of heaven if you also believe that people with bad virtues will go there as well. What has to happen to those people who commit crimes of murder is that first they have to be brought to their senses. This requires them to be deprived of the sensual delights that are available to everyone else. Over time this will ususally cause a redeemable person to reflect upon why it is they are in the situation they find themselves in the first place. Then after they come to their senses about why it is they are living a life in utter hell then they will be granted a pass to heaven by paying for what they did with their own life.

I hope everyone understands that capital punishment is not about revenge, rather it is about helping people pay for what they did so as to give them a chance to go to heaven. Once their debt is paid after having confessed then if there truly is a God then they will surely be eligible for there hereafter. This is what makes me angry at the islamic faith, because if they think that by taking others with them to heaven they are going to heaven then this is like saying that if paradise were interpreted by some jerkoff religion as a juicy steak then you would be expected to kill as many cows as is humanly possible. Then of course there would be no more cows left, and then nobody would go be able to go to heave. Simply put a religion based on this kind of bullshit would simply cease to exist (along with the cows).

Sure, it’s oversimplification to believe that anybody knows what happens to us after we die. But our instincts tell us that just to be on the safe side we need to hedge our bets. Maybe that’s why God stuck us on this tiny planet in the middle of the universe all by our lonesome selves. So that for those of us who realize that the only way out of here is death, and that nobody can tell us when and how that is going to occur then the mystery itself is supposed to be something that we are responsible for understanding, not somebody else with a gun in their hand. Life is far too complicated and filled with far too many contradictions to simply dismiss it as being a myth of no consequence at all. Life is a miracle, and for those who do not understand this concept then think of the process that got you to where you are today: The myriad of behavioral mores, education, philosophical arguments, revolutions, inventions, and sheer will power that determined who shall live and who shall die. Nowhere will you be able to understand your life better by understanding those who take matters into their own hands and think they got away with it.

One of the greatest examples of murder in recent history is the holocaust. Some might argue that the holocaust laid the precedent for the creation of Israel, and were it not for the holocaust then Israel would not exist. In short, one of the world’s greatest genocides gave birth to a nation that without which the genocide would have probably continued, and future genocides would probably have gone unnoticed. But this argument is short-lived, because the difference between the age before World War II and the one after is that people did not seem to care about issues of the afterlife, and now they do.

If you want to go to heaven, if you want to have life everlasting, if you want to be guaranteed to avoid the void of time and space for eternity then all you have to do are two things: One, bring killers to their rightful fate, and two, give everyone who knows justice in the first person present tense the respect they deserve. If the science of DNA has taught us anything it is the fact that we are all connected, and as such when the time comes to grab hold of the unbroken chain that keeps you connected to life then just make sure you have done the right thing. It’s just that some of us need more than others in order to guarantee them an eternal place in life. Once killers have paid the price, they are in my opinion just as eligible for the afterlife as anybody else.

-TDN

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, Speaker Pelosi swearing in Representative Keith Ellison on a stack of Korans, who just recently compared the elected President of the United States, George W. Bush, to Hitler, an individual who slaughtered millions of innocent men, women and children.

The Democratic Party is definitely on the side of muslim terrorists.

I rest my case.

-TDN

If there is any living soul out there who believes for a minute that by saying that they randomly love other people then I have some land to sell them in south Florida. All this love the world bullshit is just about to make me puke, and frankly I ain’t buying it. And if anybody says to me that I ought to then I offer them this bit of advice: Please take a hike.

There is one thing in this world more disgusting than a terrorist and that is a person who thinks that murderers, thugs, and miscreants can be reformed. That is why I love to peruse the various department of corrections sites on the Internet, because I love to see the word “corrections” in the caption above the various stories of how these criminals set out to rape, murder and terrorize anyone they perceive to be weaker than themselves. They can’t be corrected, which is my point.

Oh, but to the liberal mindset criminals can be educated and brought into the civilized world. Today we have the largest prison population ever. In California alone, there are nearly 200,000 inmates in a system that was designed to handle about half that amount. I ask anyone how an entire population of criminals the size of Spokane, Washington or Akron, Ohio can be straightened out? Fat chance is what I say.

Liberals live in a make believe world and the media is their weapon of choice. They set out to tell us that all we have to do is try harder, set a better example, give more, do more, be more, think more, more, more, more, and suddenly everything is going to be peachy. The media is chock full of stories about do-gooders risking all to save their communities, save the environement, saving energy, saving this that and the other. After I watch these stories I just want to go shoot a gun, ride a dirt bike, or curse randomly. I feel like I have been castrated and brainwashed, and I feel filthy and stupid for even having spent any time thinking about this type of crap.

The only people in this world who have any sense are rich people. They have money, and to be honest having money is the only way to achieve respect in the world. It is only a matter of luck if somebody cares about you if you are poor, and I haven’t met anyone who enjoys being poor. The people who have money aren’t necessarily happier, it’s just that being rich insulates you from being shit on regularly by the general public. And money allows you to explore ways to indulge yourself without being involved with idiots, who basically because of the brainwashing they have had believe that being poor is alright and that they will have a better life in the next life. These are the ones you have to look out for, because if they believe that a better life lies somewhere else then that infers that they believe that their current life sucks. Hypocrites.

Yes, these are the very same people who preach about how we all must behave, how we have to look and act, what to say, how to think ‘happy thoughts’, and most of all how to be a part of the “community”. I love this word community. It is so overused that I am surprised no one has debated what it means. There is the gay community, the hispanic community, the asian community, the black community, and the working class community. But funny how you never hear about the rich people’s community. That is because rich people don’t need to create a community. They bought it.

Liberals make me laugh. They are so busy trying to tell other people how to live their lives that they forget how miserable their lives are. They are hypocrites who instead of admitting that they have the wrong ideas about life and the need to compete and be smart and work hard, they instead focus their attention on recruiting others to their side. Misery loves company I suppose.

There are no people on this planet who can honestly say they love everyone. Some people don’t deserve it like the child molesters and the murderers and the terrorists and those who support them and encourage others to fall in line and do the same. I prefer to love people on a case by case basis. I think of it like observing the traffic laws. If I observe the traffic laws and others do not then it isn’t my job to try to tell them how. It’s my job to point out to them what assholes they are for endangering others and then letting them go ahead of me. In the end no matter how far and how fast these bastards go, they will never catch up with me no matter how hard they try and how much they yell and scream and stomp their feet and declare how much better they are than others and how many of their liberal “friends” will vouch for them. Because to me there is nothing more telling in this world today than confronting a jerk and calling them and asshole, and suddenly all their love-the-world bullshit goes right out the window.

-TDN

Last night’s ceremony that was held in Baghdad for the annual Life Insurance Salesman of the Year was a spectacular event attended by industry representatives from all over Iraq. Keynote speaker, Ahmed Jalalaland, laid out the group’s criteria for choosing this year’s winner. Jalalaland said, “Because there were so many qualified candidates this year we had to narrow the field more than in any other year in our group’s history.”

Jalaland continued, “An Iraqi Life Insurance Salesman of the Year designation carries far more significance in Iraq than in any other country of the world because of the unique life expectancy measuring techniques that are applied in this country that are not employed anywhere else in the world. Iraqi life insurance professionals are on the cutting edge of estimating how long individuals are expected to live and applying these estimates in terms of delivering quality life insurance products throughout the country.”

Certainly Jalaland’s remarks could not have been more accurate as the group voted unanimously this year to select Tawiq Mahneck as its distinguished Iraqi Life Insurance Salesman of the Year. Mahneck developed precise measuring techniques for the length of any Iraqi’s life, and his calculations have been hailed throughout Iraq as the standard of the industry.

“These calculations” Mahneck stated in his acceptance speech, “were based on my close work with the Mahti Army, death squads, al Qaeda in Iraq, Sunni insurgents and others who have provided invaluable information needed to arrive at actuarially-precise measuring techniques for arriving at exactly how long an Iraqi will live. I then apply these calculations to the price of a life insurance policy, and the result is almost guaranteed.”

The audience cheered Mahneck and gave him a standing ovation for nearly 45 minutes as he accepted the revered award. Mahneck’s wife and thirteen children were not in the audience to witness him receive the award as all were killed in a suicide bombing three months ago. Mahneck is estimated to have received roughly $1 million from that policy alone, and estimates are that he has made nearly one hundred times that amount from policies he has written for others.

“This is going to be a tough act to follow,” Jalalaland said as this year’s ceremony wrapped up. “I don’t see how anyone can do a better job than Mahneck. But there’s always next year.”

-TDN

Oh my God, it’s Live Earth and Al Gore in holograms. Concerts, productions, stars, crowds, hysteria, the polar ice caps are melting, Iraq, Bush, Republicans, Democrats, war, pestilence, sorrow, death, destruction and … and ….

Goddammit, can anybody tell me that it is okay to go outside of my house already? I mean, Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck has happened when people have whipped themselves up into the hysterical notion that they have to measure their carbon output?

What the hell happened when the Earth was cold as hell? Did anybody complain then? Hell no. It was just plain cold. All of a sudden it’s hotter than usual and the polar bears are pissed and eskimos are having to turn in their igloos for a double wide. Am I to blame just because I just put the key into the ignition and went down to the 7-11 for a pint of Haagen-Dazs? Gimme a break.

Al Gore has taken the world off onto a crazed, maniacal trip making people believe that because of what they do the Earth is losing its grip and the white picket fence is headed to extinction. Mayberry is headed for the endangered species list. Call Barney Fife. There could be trouble.

Who gives a good goddam if the Earth is heating up. Who cares if Florida gets submerged under water anyway. If you’ve ever read a Carl Hiasen novel or talked to a Florida attorney you would actually rejoice if you woke up one day and found that Florida was gone. The Everglades needs the water anyway.

One good reason the Democrats won’t take the White House in 2008 is because they’ve already gone off the deep end and they aren’t even in control yet. All the Republicans have to do is bide their time and wait for the next big, nasty snowstorm in winter and suddenly Live Earth will be just a faint memory at best.

The media is just milking this global warming bullshit for all it’s worth. They keep showing the same old clips from years ago of the Amazon forest being clearcutted just like they keep showing the same old video of a bunch of questionable al Qaeda guys dressed in loose-fitting clothes and ski masks doing what appears to be nothing more than calesthinics on a jungle jim out in some godforsaken barren valley. Mind you, this is the same media that brought us the demise of free speach via their role as judge, jury, and executioner in the make believe case of Al Sharpton vs. Don Imus.

And then there’s Al Gore, Jr. Nailed in his god-almighty Prius along with his array of meds and pot speeding down the I-5 freeway in Southern California. If ever there was a sign that to listen to Al Gore will drive you to a suicidal, drug-induced hysterical case of insanity then there you have it. But, oh I forgot, he was driving a Prius. That makes it all so much more appealing….

-TDN

Don’t go near that cliff, America. Down below are nothing but rocks and desert. Liberals will have you believe that if you jump hard enough you will make it safely to the ‘other side’ and there will be no more cliffs for you to hurdle. All you have to do is just believe that the fairy godmother is going to come and make everything alright for you by just clicking your heels and dreaming of San Francisco-style love.

I’ve got to hand it to them, liberals do paint a beautiful picture of a world that is peaceful and everyone coexists and the lion and the lamb not only lie down together but also receive domestic partnership rights. But this is a very complicated world where very large numbers of very crazy and dangerous people exist, and it just so happens that a lot of them hate America and want to either harm it or use it for their own selfish benefit.

Are immigrants really terrorists? Not in the post 9-11 sense, but first people who come to America illegally are basically criminals because they are violating the laws of this country, which does not help their cause. But are they really here to do America harm? Not in the sense of igniting bombs and killing people, but the ‘love’ they have for America is the love of its economy, which if you compare it to their countries’ economies is the foundation of their frustration and need to be here.

American liberals just do not understand that the system that has been put into place here is rooted in principles unlike anywhere else in the world. Yet these principles have been corrupted by a few to persuade some to believe that the purpose of the system is to be nice and kind to people. Nothing could be further from the truth. America is not a nice and kind place. It is a place that was founded on the principles of capitalism and free markets. It is a dog-eat-dog economy that drives bleeding heart Americans crazy and makes foreigners salivate. Once you are into this way of life and get knocked around a little bit by it, if you don’t understand how far more difficult it is to survive in other countries then you just will not understand how to negotiate America.

This is why legal immigrants do so well here. They know what it is like to live in places where you can’t do anything without paying some gangster money. They are fascinated at how easy it is to survive and prosper here, since all you have to do is complete some forms and round up some cash, some credit and some will power. While legal immigrants are busy making a life for themselves here in America, the liberals are busy putting America down.

It is no small wonder who these people are who put this country down. It is the media and the media whores who inhabit media-land. The messengers all flock to California to get their chance to dissuade America that America is the best country on earth. The American dream it seems has become the lust that people have in their heart to push a message of contempt and disgust with the country that gave them opportunity in the first place. Retrospection and self-examination have given way to voyeuristic criticism and maniacal digitized control. Draw a line from Los Angeles to San Francisco and basically there you have ground zero in this great American lie that freedom is something that can be dissected, its parts removed and examined and put back together again and expected to work the way it was originally intended.

Internet porn and Youtube are prime examples of this. You can watch people degrading themselves in seemingly endless ways. The Internet media whores have figured out how to use the Internet to capitalize on people’s own self-loathing, and they have done it magnificently to the tune of billions of dollars of payouts for these people in some cases. Of course television is a staple of our society that seizes its own audience. You can watch as game shows portray the downtrodden masses struggling to get their hands on a few hundred thousand dollars while all the while being humilited publicly for not knowing even simple things. One can only marvel as to how these people can even make enough to survive on given their intellectual deficiencies. Perhaps therefore, this is what the media is all about, which is exposing Americans who want something for nothing, yet even if they got their hands on something they still wouldn’t understand what to do with it.

Not to worry though, because for every loser on a game show and for every disenchanted dropout on youtube who cracked his head on a skateboard and thought it was funny there is hope. The liberals will tell you that it is not your fault. It is America’s fault. They will tell you that the reason for your low paying job is that the government isn’t listening, but what they won’t tell you is that you are the government in the first place. So maybe the message that ought to be told is that if you listened to yourself you might come to the conclusion that the great messengers of the grass being greener on the other side are nothing more than charlatans and slick snake oil salesmen, and the only way to achieve greatness is by making something of yourself by first of all having the courage to be yourself. But of course, this is dangerous for some who want to capitalize on your anger.

-TDN