Now that Kenneth Foster’s death sentence has been commuted, all gun-toting gangsters (and the ones who chaffeur them around in their cars) are free to go and rob and kill and terrorize people (at least in the State of Texas), and the most punishment they will ever receive for their actions is life in prison. In fact, anyone who is an accessory to murder will be spared the death chamber as well now that the Texas Law of Parties has been successfully challenged by a gangster from behind bars. And to top it all off gangsters can now expect to receive extraordinary media attention and be put on the evening news, and people will rally for them in the streets who beg for them to be freed.

What a pity. What a shame. What a downright rotten pile of shit this country has become when gangsters are being coddled and the media latches onto it all like a goddam circus. These people who go on crime sprees are not nice people. I abhor the way Kenneth Foster referred to the now executed Mauriceo Brown, the trigger man who killed Michael Lahood, as “a Romeo” or ladies man. Kenneth Foster should have been executed just for saying crap like that. His gangster friend, Brown, was not a Romeo. He was a cold blooded killer. Period.

The only hope left in the world is that somebody in prison will kill Kenneth Foster and take us all out of this misery we have been dragged through by him and his little tear jerking pity party. And hopefully the State of Texas will get its act back together and stand up to the media who plays these cases up for ratings and advertising and profit and deny these thugs once and for all the right to have any air time whatsoever. But of course one can only hope, since it seems that the tide has now turned where the victims in this country are now the perpetrators and the gangsters are revered and worshipped. Shame on this country for allowing this to have happened.

-TDN

Kenneth Foster has the nerve to get up before everyone and say that he is innocent after he had been driving his buddies around San Antonio shooting and robbing people that eventually wound up with the death of Michael Lahood. If Kenneth Foster is innocent then by God Hugh Hefner is a virgin.

It takes unprecedented nerve and gall to sit and tell stories about how innocent you are, after you have taken a gun and drove around robbing and shooting people which Foster had done. He is now trying to say that even though his rampage ended with the death of Michael Lahood and even though he wasn’t the one who actually pulled the trigger he is somehow as innocent and pure as the driven snow.

Psst: Sorry, dude. You’re not innocent.

If Texas spares the life of this lying sack of shit and anybody who wants to claim their innocence while their signature is all over the crime, then every low life scumbag who pulls a media stunt like Foster is trying to do will get off free. I say, kill this bastard and get it over with. Foster is not innocent like he says he is. He has never admitted that he was on a shooting and robbing rampage with his buddies that eventually wound up with the death of Lahood. Foster is a crafty little lying bastard who says his goal is to help all the other “innocent” people on death row, which is even more of reason to whack this prick.

If anybody has any reason for helping murderers go free, then by God stand up and show yourselves because frankly, as the Law of Parties states, you quite frankly are an accomplice to the crime for doing so.

Dear Texas: Just go ahead and execute Kenneth Foster, and let’s just get this thing over with once and for all and shut this bastard up. And to the media who gives Foster his 15 minutes of fleeting fame I say, why don’t you give the same attention to law enforcement who has the rap sheet on Foster and to the family of Michael Lahood who had to scoop his lifeless body off their driveway.

And frankly there ought to be a law that states that if the media gives air time to convicted killers or their accomplices, then the media that does so should be convicted as well under the Law of Parties. In fact, if this were the case then perhaps then the media would think hard before it goes off on a tear and does its usual stunt of portraying the perpetrator as the victim-, and all for the sickenening habit of ratings, advertising, and money.

-TDN

Hey, now there’s something you don’t hear very often! Yessiree, Bob. I love my fucking dick. I love everything about it, from its shaft right down to the head. From the balls right on over to the pubes. I just plain ole love my fucking dick.

You see, the point of this rant is to try to undo what the media has done, which is to portray men as rampant, sex-crazed motherfuckers who think of their dick as a ‘weapon’. Hell, my dick is not a weapon. If anything it’s a playpen, a friend, an extra appendage, a warm and cozy friend nestled between my legs, and a discreet bulge in my pants there to serve as a warning to anyone who might think that I have suppressed all my emotions.

My dick is just a friend, basically. He is there as a reminder that I have options. I don’t always have to use it as a device for urinating. It can be used for pleasure, and of course it can be put to good use in the game of procration. The dick has many utilitarian purposes, even religious. At age 8 days, the Jews circumsize their males and make it a great party with wine and dessert and with women looking on. In Japan there are dick festivals. Even airplanes are fashioned in the image of the dick, the fuselage being the dick and the two engines being the balls. Let’s just face it, the dick is the utlimate driving machine, which frankly makes men who buy BMWs look like they missed out in the size lottery.

I frankly resent the media and what they try to do to men and their dicks. The media will portray big breasted women and show them in low cut dresses, but they only show men who are slovenly and downtrodden-, basically pussy-whipped men who are always shown as confused, disoriented, and always being caught doing something wrong. The men are shown as overweight, meandering, and lost, while the commercials show either erectile dysfunction drug advertisements, or ads for men who piss too often. The entire media prime time experience is an adventure in male self-castration. No wonder the Democrats are leading in the polls!

I will be the first to say (well maybe not the first) that I love my dick. I love how it works, what it stands for (har har), how it feels, what it does, and how it has been put to use througout history as the tool of choice for the making of kingdoms, bloodlines, the wealthy, the educated, and even the geeks of modern day technology whose dicks are underrated as a last resort by those who are simply jealous of their money.

My dick is beautiful, it is wonderful, it is well taken care of, and most of all it is my rock and my redeemer in times when if I am not necessarily blue, its two friends at its side are. I don’t worship my dick, I respect it. I recognize its potential, and I know its shortcomings. I understand its needs and desires, and I know how to feed it, comfort it, and make it happy. I am unique in that I am proud of it. I actually like it, and I know that if every dick in the world could vote cable television would not have a leg to stand on. Advertisers would have to revamp their marketing campaigns to show the dick in a new light. Television and movie directors and producers would be filled by the twenty-something crowd or even the teenagers who flock to YouTube instead. The dick would be cast in a new, albeit correct light.

There are advertisements for douches, morning after pills, yeast infection ointments, bikini wax applications, and on and on and on for women, yet all men get are advertisements for shit that says to them that they can’t get it up or that they pee too much. The systematic castration of the American male by the media is an insult to men and to manhood in general. My dick hates this shit, which is why I forbid it to watch this crap on teevee, and I suggest that every man do the same.

-TDN

Man, this stuff can make you change from this into this….

There. I said it. Iran is a piece of shit. All those cocksucking motherfuckers who stand around and gawk at these public hangings are nothing more than pieces of shit. I’m not one of these apologetic motherfuckers who says that we don’t have a quarrel with the people of Iran; we just don’t agree with their government. Bullshit. I hate everyone of those pieces of shit who relish in public hangings for so-called ‘crimes’ such as rape and homosexuality. Iranians are fucked. They openly declare their hatred of America and Israel, and they are no more interested in the peaceful development of nuclear technology as my dick is only interested in just pissing for the rest of my life.

Now Iran is posting all these videos of public hangings on the Internet. They didn’t stop with the threats and stiff-necked responses regarding their nuclear program. They didn’t stop when they backed Iraqi Shiite militias and even Sunni groups with IEDs. They didn’t even stop with having armed and backed Hezbollah in Lebanon. Iran is pushing their luck big time, and it’s finally time to say to them: GAME FUCKING OVER.

Let’s just bomb these fuckers back to the stone age. Let’s let loose on them like white on rice. I for one and sick and goddam tired of their sharia bullshit complete with their stonings, hangings, threats, terrorism and god-only-knows what else. Iran is just about as welcome in the world community as Sean Penn is at the Heritage Foundation. All their ass kissing with Hugo Chavez is pissing me off. It’s nothing more than hatred of all things free, of anything remotely feminine, and basically anything American.

As much as I would love to say spare those fuckers the wrath of our bombs, I just can’t bring myself to say it. I don’t care if Rep. Keith Ellison gets pissed off about Bush going after Iran, and frankly Nancy Pelosi hasn’t done anything about Bush yet even after her so-called ‘mandate’ in 2006. Therefore, all options are on the table, and frankly it’s way past time to let these motherfuckers have a piece of our mind.

Enough with the hangings for show, enough with the nuclear bullshit, enough with the hatred, enough with undermining freedom and liberty, and frankly speaking enough with this nonsense about Islam being a peaceful religion. If Islam were so peaceful then why is Iran (the preeminent Islamic state in the region) openly talking about burning Israel off the face of the map. On the bullshit meter, Iran’s nuclear program registers an eleven when it comes to its peaceful purpose. And let’s be honest. Once Iran has the technology nailed down and is in production, heaven help Rep. Ellison when Minneapolis looks back at the bridge collapse and wishes that was the only tragedy that has befallen that city. Iran is a state sponsor of terror, and with nuclear weapons every city in America is fair game. All it takes is some jackass with a briefcase and then it’s all over, folks. Some good Thomas Jefferson’s koran will do Ellison at that point.

The Democrats are trying to tie Bush’s hands behind his back when there is work to be done-, big work. If anybody out there thinks that this is all for shits and giggles what we are doing in the Middle East then think again. Pakistan is loaded to the gills with nukes, and al Qaeda has made that country its home. Iran is playing us for all we’re worth in the region, and basically the only friends we can count on there is Israel. It’s not about the Bible either that Israel is a friend of America. It’s about the fact that having the Holocaust for a national cause is reason enough to kick anybody’s ass who even dares to think about lifting a finger against you.

Take heed, America. The Iranian people may plead ignorance or impotence, but the fact remains that something’s got to give. If gas has to go to $5 per gallon for a few months then so be it. In the long run the price of freedom and security is far more than that. So think about these facts when you preoccupy your brain with media-contrived bullshit about who is going to be the next host of The View and what sensational crap is going to be on Maury Povich or Jerry Springer. This is not fun and games, ladies and gentlemen. This is real.

-TDN