Hey America, you just elected a narcissist for President who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym working out rather than trying to use his supposed intellect and great powers to help Americans out of the economic crisis that basically put him over the top in the election. Of course he has to look good for the camera, which shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who reads The Daily Nigger. Read all about the President-elect’s workouts every single day even during what he himself describes as a “financial crisis that is a major threat to the economy”. Amazing.

Michael Scherer
swampland.com
November 20, 2008

Barack Obama got by during the campaign on 45-minute workouts, six days a week, alternating cardio and weights. “There’s always a trade-off between sleep and working out,” he told Men’s Health Magazine for its November issue. And there was never enough time. Obama confessed he would rather hit the gym for 90 minutes a day.

Well, the good news is that even the most powerful man in the world sometimes finds his personal wishes fulfilled. According to the pool reporters following Obama, it appears the transition has been good for Obama’s body. This week he has averaged about 90.8 minutes a day at the gym. The details:

Sunday: President-elect Barack Obama’s motorcade left his home in hyde park at 8:37 am sunday morning, arriving at Regents Park Apartments for his morning workout at 8:41 central time. He wore a light khaki-ish baseball cap, couldn’t tell the rest of his outfit. At 10:15 am his motorcade left Regents Park and returned to his house. [94 minutes.]

Monday: Motorcade rolled at 7:33 a.m. from Hyde Park residence en route Regents Park apartment building for the President-elect’s morning workout. He arrived about four minutes later. PEOTUS worked out for more than an hour and then returned home at 9:08 a.m. to shower and change. Your pool is holding steady outside the residence. [91 minutes.]

Tuesday: Workout. No news. The motorcade - six black SUVs, led by two Chicago police cars - pulled away from Obama’s home at 8.11 a.m., arrivng five minutes later at the Regents Park apartments. We rolled back at out at 9.35, arriving home five minutes later. [79 minutes.]

Wednesday: At 7.39 am. The motorcade headed to. Regents park for Obamas daily work out. A man on the sidewalk held up his young bundled up a child to wave. The morning is cold and gray with whipping wind. 9.06 AM With the sun now shining Obama heads out from regents park gym. People walking dogs amidst swirling fall leaves in the park adjacent to the regents park complex pay no mind to the motorcade. Agents use binoculars to look at nearby high rise roofs. [87 minutes.]

Thursday: Uneventful morning, as far as your pool could tell. President-elect Obama left his house at 8:24 am CT and arrived at Regents Park apartment building for work-out at 8:29 am CT. He departed at 10:04 am CT and we were back at his house at 10:12 am CT. [103 minutes.]

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