The Head Nigga in Charge and I were talking this morning, and we both agreed that the poll numbers you see on the left hand side of this miserable, tired old rag have a lot to say about how people really think. They aren’t a bunch of crap either. These polls are the real deal.

Here is the drill: People who visit The Daily Nigger and who respond to the polls are mostly Republicans of European ancestry, who don’t trust the mainstream media, who don’t like for other lifestyles and values to be shoved down their throat, and who also believe that the money we have doesn’t belong to us but rather belongs to a private bank called the Federal Reserve.

And so the HNIC and I determined that everything the mainstream media is busy telling us all day and night is exactly the opposite of what people believe in, that is, the people who come here and answer the polls. Let’s just call these people the silent majority, because you really don’t hear from them due to the fact that the media isn’t interested in hearing these people’s viewpoints. Lo and behold, we now have the description of what is the real minority population in America and the one which is truly discriminated against.

The HNIC did remind me, however, that politics and the media are joined in unholy matrimony these days as evidenced by the fact that not one single solitary one of these bozos has the nerve to tell the truth about the so-called ’stimulus’ bill that Obama is pushing through Congress. That is, this is nothing but a payoff for his friends who got him elected. Hardly any of this money is actually going to find its way into the hands of those other than people who engage in public works projects, aka, the unions. Take for instance the exemption from the alternative minimum tax income on private activity bonds. This is part of the bill that makes debt issued for public works projects more attractive. Don’t let the name fool anyone, because “private” means that the government is simply not backing them up with their full faith and credit but the underlying work being performed by way of the money being raised is basically a public project.

But of course the media won’t mention a word about the fact that the stimulus bill is not about the economy. It is about political payoff. And nobody in the mainstream media wants to touch the topic of the Federal Reserve, because putting honesty and accountability into politics is not exactly what makes for healthy revenues at the media corporations. As long as there are giant swings in the economy the likes of which we are seeing now, and as long as there are scandals to report on then the advertising revenues just keep on piling up.

Yes my friends, it is a fact that the real minority in America are the ones who know the truth but are not allowed to speak the truth. The only reason for this that we at The Daily Nigger can figure out is that the mainstream media keeps the political correctness status quo in place is so that they can continue cashing in on all the mayhem and distress that is caused by telling lies. One can only wonder if the media will be held accountable for discriminating against the real minority in America, or whether they will simply stick to their lies in the name of political correctness, which is now America’s national religion.

And yes, we at The Daily Nigger raise holy hell about political correctness because of the censorship required to hold it in place. We call ourselves The Daily Nigger in order to underscore the fact that the best example of this censorship/propaganda campaign is the illegal outlawing of the word nigger. Yet no one dares to mention the fact that blacks are free to use this word whereas others cannot. But enough is enough on that topic, and what we would like to point out is the fact that the government in America is comprised of the corporate media and the Federal Reserve. The elected officials are merely standing in line with their hands out so that they can be assured of getting as much from being first in line as they can. It’s called privilege, and the way they protect their privileges is by playing to the media. A stellar example of this is how Obama feigned disgust at the bonuses banks paid themselves, yet he himself wiggled around having to declare the huge amount of money he raised for his campaign by accepting private donations from goodness knows who.

The government in this country is bought and paid for and it is playing up to the media who provides cover for them all in the name of profit. Those of us who have a bone to pick about this and who know what the problem is are simply marginalized and labeled as somehow inadequate because of our antiquated, yet time-tested views which miraculously and almost across the board all agree upon. We are watching this sickening show from our sound proof booth as we claw on the walls begging to be heard, but nobody seems to be interested. That is, until the proverbial dung hits the ventilator and that smelly sensation you get in your face turns out to be the manure sandwich you were sold along with those cute bumper stickers, signs, refrigerator magnets, presidential plate sets, pens, coasters, mouse pads, and heaven knows whatever else the lamestream media cooked up to sell everyone this ridiculous snow job from hell that somehow these people are a cut above and are all about great ethereal values. But of course the inconvenient truth of the matter is that Obama and Dodd took money from the bailout too by way of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. But the media hounds people day and night about “Wall Street”, because this is what resonates in America even though most people haven’t the foggiest idea what they are talking about.

I want to thank the Head Nigga in Charge for calming me down and bringing me to my senses. I got very pissed because of the fact that The Daily Nigger is a disgusting blog with a disgusting name that has a disgusting message to bring to disgusted people. I became one with my readers’ disgust, and if it weren’t for the HNIC I think I would have lost it. As for all of you out there who read this stuff and like myself you get pissed off, please try to keep yourself together and not let this get under your skin. I keep reminding myself that the good lord works in mysterious ways, and like Joseph sometimes you have to be dragged down into the dungeon far from home in order to be reunited with your brothers and sisters in the promised land.

-TDN

Yessiree, I am missing a couple of teeth and I have never messed around with the hair around my private parts. I am broke and miserable but nevertheless happy and content. I have a great home life even though I can’t talk about a goddam thing that I do during each day of my very ridiculous little life. In short, I am a slave to the truth.

Oh yes, I am a slave in “free” America. I have to pretend that I believe in political correctness or else I will be banished from the already shortening line of available employment. But the fact of the matter is because I won’t be the massas house negro I have to sit here and just be myself and enjoy my corn pone and rabbit ear antenna reception on my little RCA Victor black and white teevee.

You see, that’s what’s wrong about America. If you don’t act the part that other people have determined for you, then you just don’t fit in. You either have to have a fat ass like Oprah or else a bad ass mouth like Whoopie, or else you just as well get your ass off this plantation and find some work on your own. I’m sick and tired of this bullshit. If I want to look bad and scruffy and nasty and like I don’t give a shit about my otherwise unpruned and unwanted facial hair then I am suddenly considered to be just a drop out, low-life average negro who is exactly what the white folks want.

This is the media in action folks. Don’t you see it? It’s called racism by another name. It’s called, get in line, get in gear, and get your check. But by golly don’t you even think about getting an attitude unless of course you happen to be Rev. Al or Jesse, both of whom have displayed their desire in public to verbally castrate anybody who dares think any differently than themselves about what it means to be black.

This is pissing me off, because now it’s gotten to the point where all these stupid people, black and white, are talking about Barack Obama being the first “black” President. Hell, this guy is just as much white as he is black. Who knows, maybe he hides in a room off the side of the Oval Office with a mirror and wonders if he isn’t suffering from Michael Jackson’s affliction. And then imagine what would happen if the media got a hold of him doing this? Or maybe if he was doing this with an intern! Here we are back at the blue dress lagoon.

Listen y’all, I love black people. I actually worship black people because me and the Head Nigga in Charge were both raised by black people. Maybe there were some black women who substituted as white kids’ mommas because they needed the money to make their family’s lives better and hopefully one day on par with their white charges. Maybe it was the fact that the white folk’s children didn’t have these issues to the extent that their black counterparts dealt with on a daily basis. In either case, nobody even wants to take on this subject of the white-black phenomenon and how there are white people walking this earth who actually owe their childhood in large part to black women. That will somehow strangely never become acceptable as truth.

You see, I am one of those people (I’ll let you guess which one I’m talking about), who relished the thought in those days that maybe it was the breaking down point of the great divide, yet instead the ’struggle’ is somehow still continuing even though Obama is supposed to end it all. There are distinctions about white people and black people that I will never forget such as the smell of a black woman as opposed to a white woman. And I will always remember the smell of prepared food on black women’s hands who had little care one way or the other about it yet who simply lacked the concern for how one smells or the makeup and petty wardrobe issues that others accepted as the status quo for good behavior. Yet for all the times I sat there in church with these black women, I will always remember the sentiment I held that somehow God prefers the church where folks of such backgrounds gathered, and I will never accept the idea of a lord in heaven who judges people based upon their reluctance to fit in.

I will take these thoughts down to the grave with me regardless of who or what tells me what I must think and believe in. But I will also remember the other black girls who didn’t have it so easy. They were called all kinds of things that sometimes were true and sometimes weren’t. But I never accepted other people’s condemnations or accolades just because they said so. I learned to be skeptical and discerning and to take my lumps and let bygones be bygones. Life goes on and it isn’t worth beating yourself up about such trivial matters. Nobody was getting lynched and nobody was getting hurt by such banter. The real harm as I saw it was the outlandish street crime that black children took a liking to. I will never forgive myself for not speaking out about this, but I couldn’t understand it until now.

Politics is real and political thought should be from the heart and the soul. You have to know what you are talking about before you open your mouth or else you could find yourself having regrets, and yes, I have a lot. I saw a phenomenon developing in black youth and I cannot figure out whether black kids took off in a direction in which they became their own worst enemy because their mothers had to go to the white folks to earn money to live or if they gladly left the proverbial other side of the tracks to get away from what was occurring on its own.

I turn to the Jews a lot for inspiration on this topic, because the Jews have tried their level best to share their idea of redemption from hate and tragedy and death as much as possible. I think they succeeded where others have failed, and in order to just cast away your demons you have to just throw out the old rules and make new ones. Black folks are trying to make reality out of an unfinished book. They claim to be moving forward, but they never seem to arrive at the promised land. There has to be an end to this madness or else people will be searching forever and nothing is going to ever get accomplished.

What makes people so pissed about Gaza is that those people could be anybody. There is enough anger and resentment to go around for a generations, but people have to put aside their petty grievances and realize that they are home now. The only battles that need to be fought are those that are a matter of life and death, and then you hit the one who is threatening your life hard and fast and get it over with and move on. There is no such thing as war crimes during which the purpose of the war is to fight crime.

I’m already home. I love my ridiculous looks. People tell me I am unique. I even find myself sitting on the sofa sometimes and my honey will walk over and show me pictures of people who look like me and he’ll say that that looks good. I can’t help thinking to myself how lucky I am to have someone who doesn’t pay any attention to what other people say is good or bad. It is what it is, and beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Some of the greatest people in the world have looked so strange that they wouldn’t even be allowed onto public transportation much less be allowed to sit in the back of the bus. I don’t need to look up to some clean, articulate man just because he wears nice suits and talks a good line. I just happen to think that I am one of those kind of people who like the Head Nigga in Charge are proud to state categorically for the record that The Daily Nigger and its readers sort of get the whole point and probably would agree that people need to be left alone to conduct their lives the way they want and leave the political correctness alone. Unfortunately, in order to get this done you have to make political correctness unpopular, and right now there just seems to be too much money backing up Oprah and Whoopie and all the rest of these people who don’t look or act a thing like myself.

-TDN

We’re supposedly flat on our financial ass now after having literally rescued millions of Iraqis from a tyrannical, Stalinesque regime. We spent ourselves blind for years and sacrificed thousands of our young people for Iraq, and now that we’re screwed you don’t hear a word from Iraqis. And yet nobody even makes mention of this phenomenon at all, which we at The Daily Nigger find absolutely, stunningly amazing.

In fact, now that we’ve gotten over our speechlessness about the whole affair, we’re ready to say what we have to say about this. The fact is, Middle Eastern culture respects force. We can dabble in the why’s and wherefore’s about what that means, but the bottom line is that when someone becomes a pacifist Middle Easterners turn a blind eye to your fate. The Middle East is a tough neighborhood with few natural resources from which to choose. The people tend to be rather demanding and downright horny if you don’t mind me saying so, and the bottom line is that fucking and fighting has always been a staple of that part of the world.

America’s respect ratio sunk dramatically when all of a sudden we all gave up and retreated into a mindset that revolves around the theory that somehow if we just behave and act right then everybody in the world is going to like us and things will automatically get better. Well, the fact of the matter is this theory is a total crock of manure, and the ‘nicer’ Americans become the less respect others will have for us.

We’re really sorry to have to break this news to you. Old George Mitchell has tried his little tap dance routine once before and nothing good came out of it. And we can sit around and ponder the meaning of the universe all day long, but the bottom line is that the big swinging dicks of the world’s major cultural groups who call the shots don’t have much of a taste for peace, love, and understanding. It’s more like fighting and fucking and making money.

But don’t take our word for it. Keep on playing those shell games with the printing presses at the Federal Reserve going full blast day and night, and keep on believing that those lovely platitudes from Obama’s sweet lips are lulling the world into a kumbaya, hand-holding session worthy of a 1970’s Coca-Cola ad on a mountain top located somewhere between the mind’s eye reflecting upon the good old days of the Sound of Music and a Ricola ad. It ain’t gonna help you because the way humanity got to where it is today is by the ancient precepts of struggle, conflict, survival, interspersed among momentary glimpses of paradise which to those who are in the know is only a fleeting feeling that is no more concrete than a man-made Dubai island community.

We can sit around all day and ponder the meaning of the universe and how we can all achieve nirvana and live happily ever after, but the bottom line is that by virtue of Iraqis silence while we try to figure out how to continue our American dream that is built upon paper they and others are figuring out how not to participate in this charade. Which brings us to the time-tested conclusion that all this fixation upon money and who’s rich and who’s poor and who’s being screwed and who’s on top and who’s on the bottom is nothing more or less than a total waste of time. If Americans don’t wake up and realize that true peace comes from unwavering strength against all odds, then nobody on this planet is going to take us seriously and things just basically won’t get any better. In fact they’ll just get worse, because ancient civilizations who know better will just ignore us.

-TDN

Ah, this stuff is so wonderful. The reports are that Obama is really upset that executives on Wall Street collected around $18 billion in bonuses for last year. He says it is “shameful”, and Christopher Dodd, who has enriched himself beyond belief from lobbyists, vows to find a way to get it all back from them.

Amazing is all we have to say, because Dodd and Obama were the number one and number two beneficiaries of lobbying money from the now-defunct Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. But of course, the taxpayers are paying for their payouts by way of bailouts yet these two guys won’t even step up to the plate and stop with the outrageous routine they are putting on for the general public to try to make them believe that they are somehow not shameful for what they did.

But the bottom line is that no matter what the president says, the banks and their friends at the Federal Reserve and on Wall Street will always make sure that there is plenty of money to go around regardless of what the president, Congress, or anybody for that matter has to say about the matter. In that regard, we say plainly to Mr. Obama and Mr. Dodd, stop with the fake disbelief syndrome. Nobody’s buying it. And stop trying to make people believe that you can do anything about the economy, number one because you don’t run the country, the Federal Reserve does. And number two, you two guys making sure that everyone behaves and doesn’t participate in greed is the ultimate act of hypocrisy given the fact that Obama has yet to declare where his campaign funds came from because he tailored it in such a way as that by not accepting public funds he could escape scrutiny.

-TDN

Yes, it’s official. In honor of national diversity training, Barney Frank will toss the coin on Sunday to determine who is going to be the receiver. This time though a player of Barney’s choosing is going to flip the coin to find out who is going to be the lucky one.

If you laughed at this then you think this scenario has a distinct possibility of happening. If you shrugged it off as crass humor, then you don’t get the point. Barney Frank has in fact already tossed the Superbowl coin. He did it when he pushed hard for the banking bailouts, and no doubt the Democrats were delighted to hand that job over to Barney because actually the Federal Reserve had already laid hundreds of billions of bucks into the hands of banks. Think of Barney as the economic Blagojevich, the perfect foil, a beard if you will for what is really happening behind the scenes.

The government’s printing presses haven’t been this busy in a very long while, and frankly if we at The Daily Nigger were to be honest about what to invest in we would definitely pick any ink or paper stock. The quick fix is already in, and the future damage to the economy of the United States of America is already on its way. It’s called inflation. It is when the central bank, which answers to no one, prints so much money without any oversight whatsoever that eventually the flight to government debt becomes tantamount to hedging against inflationary risks by running to the one whose intent is to abuse you by inflating the currency and taxing your already sore butt.

That’s why we acknowledge that the coin flipper on Sunday is Barney regardless of whomever is actually going to flip it. No matter what side the coin lands on somebody is going to have a mountain of pain inflicted on them. Oh yeah, baby, I don’t want to see some pussified Superbowl commencing immediately after the coin toss. It is specifically because of political correctness that has somehow been codified into law by the media that we are all not supposed to draw a line between the individual and the results. If you hire a gay guy to handle your money then chances are if you are a guy you are either going to get screwed or you are going to get to screw some other guy. If you are a woman then you will ignore the coin toss and either go to the kitchen to make pizza and guacamole or else you will go out and enjoy one day out of the year when there is hardly any traffic on the roads and when you can actually get some shopping done without having to weave your way around confused men stuck in the middle of the aisles.

It’s all so easy to figure out if you just tune out the media that sanitizes everything to the point of sameness lest they be accused of – - OMG – - being racist. Ooooooooohhhhhhh, being racist is so taboo now that if anybody yells nigger in a crowded theater then there would have to be another Supreme Court case to test whether any laws were broken. The same goes for yelling Jew or faggot, the other two mainstays of favorite American slurs and curse words, which are usually preceded by adjectives such as goddam motherfucking or cocksucking, depending upon the way the wind blows.

But oh no, we must adapt ourselves to the harsh reality of the Barney Frank coin toss and its significance to Americana. We are truly evolving precisely according to Darwin who basically would have made a great Libertarian. Just fuck off and let people be people by golly. Leave the whole damn political correctness bullshit at the door and for goodness sakes do not fuck with our money. That goes for everybody – stay away from our money. No matter how many people are out of work, homeless, poor, hungry, or whatever the case may be fucking with the money is not going to change one thing. You can give a fool a million bucks and he’ll still act like a fool.

Pain is necessary in life so that hard lessons are learned. Apparently, Barney’s idea about life is a little bit, shall we say, upside down and flipped over from what the rest of us believe about the characteristics of hard work, diligence, and humility. Anybody who would ever dare to attempt to convince anybody here at The Daily Nigger that people can somehow be redeemed by hitting on them like a prostitute, we dare you to even try to go there. Mind you, Barney is perhaps the only sitting member of Congress who it was proven had a liaison with a prostitute and who got a pass and still sits in Congress. Talk about a double standard for gays as opposed to the innumerable straight members who got the boot for such behavior, the fact is Barney has now sealed Americans’ fate by rubber stamping the Federal Reserve’s actions and everyone may as well just bite the pillow now and get it over with because the pain is coming.

-TDN