I’ve seen a lot of videos and read a lot of shit about “the new world order”, and nobody seems to be able to agree about what it is and what it means to all of us. The whole notion leaves more questions in my mind than what I started out with, so I just don’t even go there. It’s like trying to explain black holes. Who the hell really knows what a black hole is because nobody has ever been to one.
It is precisely as though somebody dreamed up this shit about a new world order, and then the idea took hold and now it’s all about global this and global that. Global wars, global warming, global elite, global media, and just about global anything you can think of except for maybe baby food, because I think the Chinese got their butts kicked out of exporting that stuff.
I am really kind of confused about this because I obviously did not get the proverbial memo on the whole birth certificate, passport, nationality thing. I didn’t know that a President of the United States really did not have to provide proof of his live birth commonly referred to as a birth certificate. Who knows, maybe aliens have indeed come to Earth and are now running this place. All of us old fashioned folks out here holding onto traditional values of country, honor, and duty just don’t get it that now it’s all about flying around the globe and dabbling in stuff ranging from copy shops, 7-11′s, and anything with weird hours when these people can cater to the really strange class out there of people living on the edge working two and three jobs and who keep odd hours.
It is as though people themselves feel that they must be occupied and aware during all the daylight time zones of the world as though someone might miss out on the end of the world that all these people seem to be preaching about. In order to buy into the whole global warming thing, for example, you can’t stop there. You have to be able to connect every tiny, little thing we do to something that is going on halfway around the world. It is as though having developed all this instantaneous communication bullshit we somehow feel obligated to fill it full of constant crises twenty-four seven, three sixty five.
Man oh man, folks, one thing is for damn sure, which is that having lived through this particular epoch in the devolution of man I can finally say that dying doesn’t bother me one bit. What’s the name of that doctor who was there with Michael Jackson when he died? Just kidding. Even for a real superstar this world is a tough place to negotiate. Ideas pop up out of nowhere that suddenly make you either conform to them or else get kicked out like a package on the FedEx night sort at the hub. It is almost as though the globalists have boiled the world down to two distinct groups, i.e., conservatives and liberals, and so if you don’t fit those two groups then good luck buddy. You’re on your own.
You have to fit in to this global model that is wildly in play now so that you can survive, right? Maybe not though. Maybe the whole point of not fitting into the globalists point of view hook line and sinker is in order to preserve some sense of sanity and personal ease of thought as a result of having a firm identification. Who we are as distinct nationalities speaks volumes about us, perhaps more than ones religious identification. America has the corner on national identification, hands down no questions asked. Just mention the word Obama to any mixed crowd and you will get a far ranging spectrum of opinion. But the bottom line is that America does command the attention of the world because of what it is as a whole. We are somehow striving to fit that model into the world, when really there is but one America. We cannot be all things to all people.
America has found out that it cannot create the perfect financial system, and that America may have the best medical care but it comes with the highest price. America is beset by anomalies and dichotomies, which in its collective presence is peculiarly American. It is a strange land that really hasn’t changed much since its inception. Americans are still arguing and fighting over the same issues as were argued and fought over at the time of the Revolutionary War. Freedom, liberty, intrusion of government, constitutionalism, and all the rest. America is absorbed in itself at the present time, while at the same time projecting its self-absorption onto the world.
America is somehow trying to project the image of it looking inward while doing so projected outward at the same time. In other words, it is a giant show that is going on which depicts Americans deep in thought trying feverishly to come up with a solution to the “global” financial crises that they created. Hmm, is the picture starting to get clearer. The new religion in the world is America, and when all else fails then by golly you have to roll out the carpet because the tent revival has come to town. We’ve got the preacher president and his loony sidekick white guy, old man Joe. Then we’ve got the philanderer and his sidekick wife, whose job it is to voice America’s values to the rest of the world. And of course we have all the trade unions and unemployed people and everyone who has a bone to pick with their hand out over the fact that their great great great great grandfather used to pick cotton umpteen years ago down in podunk Mississippi. If it weren’t so bad then I swear to God it would be funny, but this kind of shit makes me wonder if people are really sane after all.
Hell, half the damn world is about ready to launch nuclear missiles at one another, and here we are figuring out ways to make Obama feel good during the big letdown phase of the one and only voyage of the great dirigible “Love Me Please”. As it glides away into the darkness of the horizon, one can only wonder if this thing can even withstand anything mother nature throws its way. So far, it has just been people around the world seizing upon America and wringing its hands in disgust. What happens when the ship itself begins to toss and turn and flip upside down? What then? Who is going to come to America’s rescue this time? Once people finally wake up and start paying attention, which might be never, there are really no guarantees that anything America does from this time forward is guaranteed to be successful. America has crapped all over the world in such unspeakable ways from the wars to all this government spending and borrowing and blah, blah, blah, that it’s surprising to me that foreigners even want to talk to me. I am always so grateful when it does infrequently occur.
Well, I guess that makes me a globalist after all, but I have to respect the fact that I do live in a weird place and writing about it right now is not particularly fun. But this is an interesting time in which to live, and if the rest of the world gets it or not then I really don’t care.
Happy 4th of July! Let’s hope this thing keeps on going just a little bit longer, at least until football season and people settle down and stop acting like a bunch goddam niggas like me out here bellyaching about all this shit, and I can’t do a goddam thing about it because the massa is all over the world all day long. You never know when he might show up, and that’s why I keep the Head Nigga in Charge around so as to calm everyone down and keep us singing in the fields, while the game goes on and on and on.
-TDN
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