Insert youtube member’s tagline: “Is this the next generation?” Let’s all give Google a big welcome into the mainstream media, everyone!! After all, if you don’t bow down at the holy altar of Google then the gods will smite thee and you will not be famous even for one tiny second. Aw, that’s too bad. And we all really needed that, right? Chalk one up to the presence of great technology and the absence of character. I think they call it a farce or a riddle or something stupid like that. The presumption by Google was that they could market technology to us that turns us willingly into slaves to it. If you don’t have content that’s worth a fuck or a lot of money then Google isn’t going to give a shit about you. You will be eaten up by the gods of the great Google algorithm and swallowed whole into the giant cesspool of humanity that has had its conscience stripped from its ancestral moorings and sunk in the depths of the abyss. And meanwhile, the ones who survive are the notables, who aren’t really nobility by a long shot. It’s all about getting noticed no matter what you say. And no matter what you say, some are going to be notable whether they like it or not.

Ladies and gentlemen, me and the HNIC are really glad to be able to come to you in the full unmasked glory of our tiny little masterpiece. We are proud to say that we suck because when you suck then you really need to say it. And we feel like we are on this plantation called the media with everybody else. It has become a lot work, and the massa is getting kind of pissed because we think he knows that we’re sick of this shit. I hope we can keep it going, but we aren’t holding out any promises. We’re up against the almighty Google and all the rest of those bastards in the megaglomerate mainstream media who hate us because they think that just because we use the word nigger that we’re racist. And so, there went the neighborhood. Right now, me and the HNIC are trying to scrape up enough money to keep this rag going.

To give you an example of how ridiculous Google has become, if anybody else wanted to advertise on The Daily Nigger then immediately they would be forsworn from having anything to do with Google. Google won’t touch anybody with a ten foot pole who would dare advertise on the The Daily Nigger. And yet we keep on getting all these people dropping by. We lost count a long time ago of just how many people do come poking around here and reading this trash. We’re just basically glad that we can let off some steam about the present state of mindlessness currently being absorbed into brain matter through tiny inlets in their cranium that have been drilled into by the government for the purpose of mind control.

Geez, we used to play games with each other where you try to fake out your friend by telling them that you are some kind of spy. And then you start doing creepy things like eating the next door neighbor’s dog and walking around nude and faking female orgasms at passersby. But this here thing is something else, to quote Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. It’s all so bi-racial and bi-sexual and bipolar nowadays. Everybody talks about right and left as though there are actual opposing sides to every single issue. If that were the case then everyone would be talking to themselves constantly, which perhaps is what the problem is right now.

But we just thought we would explain our thoughts about Google, and the fact that they try to pull off this marketing plot about being totally politically correct and on the “right” side of the issues. But then of course you step back and realize that Google is basically telling you that either you meet their, ahem, criteria or else you won’t amount to a hill of beans. Don’t even bother writing an email either. They won’t respond. And then ask yourself, just how reliable is ANY medium? And then consider that maybe nobody really needs anybody else to tell them what they need to be thinking about. Because after all, isn’t that what this game is all about? It’s not about convincing you to take sides with them, but it is about making you think with them. This is mind control by another means – slick and electronically. Like, TOTALLY sophisticated, dude.

Except it’s not sophisticated at all. The only thing we can promise to people who read our stuff is that we will always tell you what we think and then we’ll tell you that our opinion is no better than yours because in the final analysis we are all together in the field slaving away for the great media massas. Or was that, masses? Well anyway.

Thanks.

-TDN

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