Obama’s ’stash’…

Holy cow, man. This health care bill just gets spookier by the moment. It all started when old mother jugs and speed herself, Nancy Pelosi, raced to get something patched together in the form of some 2,000 odd pages that was so fresh off the presses that it wasn’t even bound and didn’t have a cover. I’m wondering if there was an index at all, because now even after the vote dribs and drabs of information are oozing out of the pages of the blogosphere.

Yet, one story in particular hit the cover of (hold onto your seats here) CNN, which was written by David Frum, who is about as conservative as they get. He writes about Section 2531 of the Pelosi health care bill, which basically says that the Secretary of Health and Human Services will be charged with granting moolah, i.e., your money that comes from taxing the bejesus out of you, to states that reform their medical malpractice systems. However, according to Frum, these reforms must not “limit attorneys’ fees or impose caps on damages.”

And so Frum goes on to compare this with trying a weight loss program that does not include diet or exercise, and metaphors being very useful things when you just can’t figure out what is going on with a straightforward statement, and then it did hit me that yes, of course the Democrats would want to keep the lawyers happy. I mean, the Democratic Party without lawyers is like the Republican Party being successful without the support of people who hate lawyers, especially trial lawyers. You know, like John Edwards. The lying and cheating type. But it isn’t so much the lawyers themselves that either party loves or hates. It’s the kind of lawyers they gravitate toward.

You see, every politician needs a godforsaken lawyer no matter what. Yes, they can convince you that they are just like you and they have your interests at heart, and all that nonsense. But the bottom line about power is that retaining the magical power once you become part of the ruling class lends itself to doing rather untoward things called lying and stealing, which is another euphemism for ‘God I need to stay in this job or my wife is going to kill me… Nobody will remember me, and I won’t get to be on teevee any more…’

And so they lie their asses off and they steal right and left, and they need lawyers to help get them out of it. But of course lawyers nowadays are no longer just doing their bit in the courtrooms. Oh no. Apparently, they are teaching media manipulation techniques in law school these days because let’s be honest here, that whole thing on Saturday night with the big drama in the U.S. House of Representatives was a giant flop. It was silly and dumb. And frankly, Nancy Pelosi’s tits really were some very low hanging puppies in that red dress, which for Saturday night viewing was … let’s just say … not exactly good for the wood….

Nancy Pelosi is singularly responsible for men across this nation losing their mojo, their groove, and their wild thang all in one fell swoop. Pelosi looked like the wicked witch in that red dress. Apparently, she is either lactating or not wearing a bra or something of that order. Either way, it was scary. The health care vote looked like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and to be perfectly honest you have to ask yourself who engineered this big legal showdown reminiscent of the drama worthy of To Kill a Mockingbird. It was dripping with poorly planned spurts of energy that leaves one waiting to exhale at any moment in pure unadulterated ecstasy. Oh my God, did you see that?! Honey, come quick. I think that’s John Dingell about to make his speech about health care… Wowwwwwww…. This is sooooooo historic….

Was this any way to spend a Saturday night? But of course, this is the way card-carrying members of the ACLU do business, and the Democrats are just the right bunch to propagandize with this false sense of accomplishment even though it is a pile of paper trash. It is a bad media publicity stunt cooked up by a bunch of half-wit neo-Marxist propagandists, who think that just because political correctness in the media is slanted their way now that it is going to stay that way. And so people that pull stunts like this are simply hurling controversial spitballs at the public, which they know damn well won’t see the light of day in the Senate. And if you have been paying attention, Obama goes along with what is obviously a crock of shit by saying that he can’t wait to sign it into law in December. In December? Is there going to be a Christmas eve surprise as well? We already had the Saturday Night Special. Maybe Saturday night’s health care vote was the Democrats’ way of silencing Saturday Night Live’s vicious attacks on Obama. I wouldn’t put it past this bunch, who for all intents and purposes is in full lock down mode on the mainstream media. Still today, little is known about the bill’s 2,000 pages. The Wall Street Journal took a stab at unraveling it here, but frankly one wonders exactly what is in this monstrosity. It apparently has loan forgiveness provisions for veterinarians for their having lobbied Louise Slaughter not to prohibit the use of antibiotics in livestock.

Democratic pollster Pat Caddell is rumored, mind you rumored, to have been issued a stern warning from unidentified sources at the White House not to make any more appearances on Fox News after his civil exchange with Glenn Beck. Forget about throwing commies under the bus. Now it’s time for the White House to send legions of pawns out into the hinterland to be “captured” by the enemy and then tell all and spill their guts under the grueling watchful eye of the great interrogator himself, Beck. What a load of crap. Another make believe story.

Mind you, these are very bad mind games that most of us with half a brain can see through. Yet, for some reason the lawyers who are advising the politicians and their staff in Washington have gone off the deep end. They have begun preaching a brand new form of freedom of expression, whereby overt lying and dastardly publicity stunts are just fine and dandy. Wasting people’s time by writing pages of unintelligible psycho babble is their idea of an effective PR campaign. Excuse us, but we live in the twenty-first century now, and no matter how many newspapers and teevee shows there are for these boneheads to hijack with their half-baked lame brain ideas, after they are over it just falls down flat on its face and nobody even gives a fuck about it. Case in point the U.S. Senate, which basically is not going to let any of this become law. If the House wants to self-implode under its own weight of neo-Marxist limousine liberal populism then fine, but not the Senate. Senators have become the political equivalent of a firewall between the president and the House of Representatives, which in essence it was designed to be by being less partisan and isolated from public opinion.

However, if you still think this stuff is just made up, then take a look at how badly the White House wanted to show that this fiasco is not a giant distraction from the fact that Obama is not running the show. They wanted to show that this was a “bi-partisan” effort, and so they went after Ahn Cao, whom we reported about on Sunday as being the lone Republican to vote for the bill. Basically, what he got was a wad of cash from Obama’s now infamous “stash”, which is a euphemism for money we don’t have.

This is nothing more than grand theft, and it is being pulled off by politicians who are relying on lawyers to cover their tracks by using a silly mainstream media campaign. Even blogs are getting in on it such as Media Matters, which basically goes out and heists videos and slaps their logo in the lower right hand corner of them, cuts them down to around a minute in length, and then puts a blurb underneath that amounts to nothing more than some kind of demand that one is to think X or Y about this video. Ground control to Major Tom. Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do…

These media stunts are now borderline attention grabbers for paranoid schizophrenics, who feel that they are in control of the world simply by staying in touch with everything that is going on in the world. When in fact, these things are giant distractions to keep everyone away from the fact that perhaps there is a terrorist sleeper cell now operating within the U.S. military. And that right now the fake election that was engineered by the Democrats in Afghanistan was blown out of the water by the blogosphere as a lame PR stunt to distract attention from the fact that Obama is simply buying time there until he can just say the war is over instead of sending in more troops and thus losing what is left of his so-called “base”, which is the far left that hates the military. Day after day, general after general says that more troops are desperately needed. And yet Obama is silent on the matter. The health care “debate” is his latest distraction from the war, and the crap that is in this legislation is laughable. Surely someone in the Senate should have enough sense to be able to see that they are being gamed and just dismiss the bill outright and then turn around and start telling the media exactly why all this is happening and who is engineering all of this illegal and unconstitutional behavior.

Republicans need to have their own lawyers in order to craft their message about the game that is being played right now. They need people who are experts in how public relations works and how it fits into an effective propaganda campaign. For them to have a debate over health care is to play into the hands of the lawyers on the other side who are simply playing a game of distraction using very bad laws if not outright illegal behavior. They need to be called out for who the players are behind the scenes that are pulling these stunts. It would probably come as no surprise to anyone who these people might be. Have you noticed how quiet it is over at the ACLU lately? In an era of politics in which the media has co-opted the government, the only hope out there is the Senate, which of course is in all likelihood going to kill this false debate once and for all. It would be a breath of fresh air frankly to have the Senate go one step further and indict the lawyers for their despicable role in this PR campaign amounting to nothing less than a distraction from outright theft and dereliction of duty by the Executive Branch and the House of Representatives.

Fat chance that the Senate will offer the real story about the disgrace that the U.S. government has become, because a resounding majority of Senators, 56 to be exact, hold law degrees and 49 actually practiced law. That’s what some may call low hanging fruit, i.e., easy pickings on the proverbial scale of understanding how this game really works…

-TDN

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