Well, I guess you’ve all had your fill of last night’s parade of liars in the Senate. They carted their lying asses up on teevee this morning and continued to lie their ass off. No mention of the now-infamous Louisiana Purchase, Part II and no talk about pharmaceutical industry payoffs. It’s all a bunch of regurgitated chatter from “the folks”. In other words, garbage in – garbage out. The “folks” it seems are divided between the ones who get their news and information from the teevee and the other set of folks that actually have the balls to open their mouths and express themselves to one another. Wow. What a concept….

At any rate, we have been trying to tell all of you good, kind, decent folks out there in Daily Nigger land that your old pappy here wouldn’t let you down and he wouldn’t lie to you for a trillion dollars – even though that ain’t much any more. No, on the contrary, we are here to tell you the cotton pickin truth, which is that you have all been gamed. You’ve been played, had, took to the cleaners, lied to, run amuck, bamboozled and hoodwinked. You were told that ’sustainability’ is important for saving the planet and all that crap. They even hauled out old Al Gore to go around preaching that shit.

But the real story, ladies and gentlemen, is that these folks are trying to tell you something. They are trying to tell you to wake up and be able to sustain yourself because everything is going to be taken away from you. What little you had before is going to be littler in a big hurry. You have the bankers to thank for that. They have created the global warming hoax through their media lackeys who answer to their board members’ and their cronies. They did so to tax your ass to death, that is, after they have scared the bejesus out of you to make you vote for the colored fella. Now, I call him colored because he ain’t necessarily black and he ain’t that white neither, but lately I’m just thinking of him as just another white man – with a little coloring added for flavor and PR appeal.

Now that we have that out of the way, let’s just be honest and say what this is. This is the plantation, folks. You all are going to be working for these massa’s for a long time to come. And you might get a chance to vote like you did before, but all you are doing is voting for a new house nigga. Take a look at Detroit. Detroit is practically destroyed. Bob Herbert wrote a great article about it for The New York Times. It’s called “An American Catastrophe“. I urge each and every one of you to go read this, because here is a black man writing about a major city in the US that is 90% black. And he has the balls to call it a catastrophe. To me that would be like George W. Bush calling Iraq a failure. It would seem so unthinkable that this would occur, yet it has. Obama, the, ahem black man pulled the rug from underneath the automobile industry and ruined the one city where blacks thought he was going to help them. You see, this is exactly how the house nigga works.

Obama ain’t working for none of y’all. Don’t you see this yet? I’ve been trying to tell y’all all about this for months and months now. But I will tell all of y’all something right now. For those of you who believe me and can see what’s going on, y’all are welcome to come by the corporate headquarters of The Daily Nigger any time and join me on the porch for a bowl of self-sustaining collard greens and corn bread. And after that if you’re lucky you can have an RC Cola and a moon pie. And then after a nap, we are going to grab a hoe and a gunny sack and we’re going to get out into the fields and sing sweet praises to Jesus for the fact that at least we have more sense than the massa, because we don’t believe his bullshit. He might think we do, but we don’t. And so the joke is on him.

Meanwhile, back to reality you are beginning to get the point of what it means to be part of the sustainability movement, aren’t you? It should be clear that the message could well and probably does have an entirely different meaning than the PR campaign meaning that the media has been pitching. We will all look back on these times and think once more how it was that they slid that one past us again – just like all the other scams to get people to believe in X while the government is doing Y. Politics has become a cat and mouse game, except the government is the cat and we’re the mice. Check out Mouseland in case you need some reinforcement.

So, the deal is that the media is pitching ’sustainability’ as a way of telling you that you are going to be special and go to heaven and meet 72 virgin polar bears dancing around Al Gore in a cheap looking version of Siegfried and Roy. And of course, Al Gore will be attacked and have his head bitten off by one of the polar bears who then begins to lead the other 71 back to Alaska where they will join up with Sarah Palin and lead a chariot carrying her to her inauguration in 2012, where she will tell the story exactly like we did here and seal this epoch in American history in the vaults to be forever kept under lock and key and placed in the National Archives along with John F. Kennedy’s brain, Elvis, and Michael Jackson. And this entire story will read like a great tale in the tradition of great liberation movements which overcame seemingly overwhelming odds and the truth wins out eternally.

All this sounds so Biblical in proportions, and yet it is. This is the biggest anti-media media spectacle to ever hit. What is about to occur is like the meteors killing off all of the dinosaurs and being driven into extinction. Just looking at these miserable talk shows this morning were pathetic. Democrats arguing with Republicans over health care saying that they are all torn up worrying about health care. No. They are not worrying about health care. They are worrying about themselves going broke, and they had better fix the way the money is made in health care or else they won’t get anything else from the goose that laid the golden egg. You have to make sure that people still get their pills, and in fact Obama already said it would be better if people just took a pill for the pain sometimes. And yet people are told that this debate is about them. No. It’s about saving the system that generates cash for the politicians. And guess who gets to continue to pay for it even though they call it ‘reform’? You guessed right if you happen to be staring in the mirror.

Yes, you all had better get yourselves into some kind of sustainable bidness. You better do it quickly too because these folks in Washington are looking like they could blow their stack and huff and puff and blow the whole damn thing up unless you get a clue and stop being such a burden to the system. What they are trying to tell are the following:

1. They have stolen as much as they possibly can now, so please be patient while they find more money to steal.
2. Their patience is not infinite, and so just to be sure you understand that all this is going to cost you money, you need to be motivated, and so here is some global warming to scare you into doing something quickly.
3. Prepare to become slaves. You will be slaves for many, many years. And your children will become slaves, too. And their children will as well.
4. The massa is cruel and will not tolerate foolishness. You better get your butt out into the field every day and do as you’re told.
5. You cannot kill teevee and the corporate media. Attempted murder of the mainstream media is punishable by a fine of $1.4 trillion and a hundred consecutive life sentences, which will run concurrently with your life to be completed by the lives of your immediate family members who succeed you in life.

And that’s pretty much the meaning of sustainability.

-TDN

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