Yeah, that’s quite an operation over there at the TSA. Basically, this whole body scan thingamajig is going to open up a brand new series on MSNBC called To Catch A TSA Predator. You knew this would happen, right – anything to do with sex, sexual repression, and now – even going to the bathroom is an issue. Never miss the opportunity of a good crises, especially if the crises is congruent with the age old tools of the PR trade, i.e., anything connected to ones genitalia….
Well, we had to go and do it, didn’t we… Yep, that’s right. We racked our brains to come up with this year’s Daily Nigger award – something nobody even bothered to consider – not even us all year long. Hard to imagine this one could have just slipped through the cracks. But this year’s Daily Nigger award goes to Sweden. Hell, we’ll even go one step further and just hand Sweden’s award out for the whole damn decade.
‘How can you do that, oh Mr. Next Nigga in Charge’, they’ll say. How can we just leapfrog over the likes of Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and so on and so forth to whom we bestowed this dubious award throughout the years of this miserable rag being published on the outskirts of a little town in the Mississippi Delta, whose corporate offices are located down the gravel road and just off to the right by the grain elevator…
Whew, that sure was a mouthful wudn’t it? It’s because we would like to present this year’s Daily Nigger award to an entire country – not just a person. Sweden is hands down, no questions asked the biggest nigger country on Earth. And they probably don’t have hardly any black people over there. It’s just that Sweden stands for socialism on steroids. If you want to see what socialism yields, just pick up a newspaper or read the Internet about anything going on in Sweden. What you will find is a plethora of stories about neo Nazis there. Check this one out for example. There are plenty of links on that one article alone to keep you busy reading about the burgeoning neo-Nazi movement in Sweden as well as the fact that Sweden’s socialist experiment has basically flopped economically big time.
However, the thing to keep in mind while you are reading all about the people who by the way brought the latest caper to us is the theft of the Arbeit Macht Frei fretwork hung above the entrance to the Auschwitz death camp. Just a side thought: Calling it a concentration camp would probably confuse the young folks today because they would probably think it referred to a weight loss camp for those with high concentrations of trans fat. Yes, it does seem rather illogical that a filthy, disgusting event in Poland would be linked to Sweden, but it is. Yet no media outlet anywhere, including in the blog “world” so to speak won’t put this thing together and tell the story the way it ought to be told.
Forget about Yemen and Somalia. Leave Afghanistan out of this one for a moment. Don’t even get us started with Iraq. We’ve already beaten that one like a dead horse to the point where nobody even bothers to keep up with the suicide bombings that still plague that country. Heck, we don’t even concern ourselves any more as to Iranians coming in and basically taking over Iraqi oilfields. The Middle East is in turmoil and probably always will be. In fact, for as far back as you can trace history there have been ritual blood-lettings among its highly tribal populations. They can try to gussy it up with a nice, fresh coating of good old fashioned religion, but the fact is Muslims differ widely from sect to sect.
But now just stop to consider Europe, which has had a long history of – well, socialism. The bottom line is that everywhere socialists try to erect their homegrown version of Utopia, it fails miserably. Europe has a keen sense of learning how to cut its nose to spite its face. It seems like Europeans just can’t help themselves from trying things which eventually lead to disaster. Surely, there must be tribal elements to this as well – as though socialism is the radical extremist religion of Europe. And of course, in this day and age all roads lead right back to Sweden, where basically the great socialist Utopia has fallen into a complete state of utter ruin and decay, opening a giant gaping void for all kinds of disaffected, misinformed, and generally brainwashed people of all economic classes.
And yet – the media is silent on this phenomenon that crazy people always find a home in the lands of the ignorant, the brainwashed, the huddled masses of propagandized sheeple prepped by the mainstream media and its neo-Marxist crapola. Yes, the Auschwitz sign that reads work will make you free was ripped off by a bunch of neo-Nazis, who were going to basically auction it off for the money to engage in terrorizing the Swedish government. If this isn’t a wake up call for the Swedes and generally for anyone pondering any kind of nationalized anything, then we at The Daily Nigger really don’t know what it is going to take.
Just to show you how stupid fascists are, in order to attack a Marxist government they steal the #1 symbol of fascism itself in order to raise the money to do it. This is the gang that couldn’t shoot straight, and frankly it smells awfully similar to the stench of stupidity surrounding suicide bombings. It really takes a fucking dumb ass to blow themselves up in order to achieve something – anything for that matter. You’re dead at that point. What is going to be achieved? Stupidity just does not seem to know any bounds when it comes to the attraction these knuckleheads have for other stupid people, i.e., socialist idiots who provide the cover for mindless, corrupt, and generally ineffective governments – you know, kind of like the one that the United States is now knee deep into.
The Swedish model is nothing to write home to mom about. It is a failed state of affairs, and it represents the utter ridiculousness of the whole concept of blind belief in things which historically never hold their own against the test of time. And yet nobody wants to call it what it is, that is, until we did. Which is why we crown Sweden as this year’s Daily Nigger. It is a con job pulled off by propagandists in order to create the illusion of a lovely little plantation where all of us niggas are happy as pigs in shit just singing to the top of our lungs out in the fields with our national health care, our national police, and our national this, that and the other. The sick and twisted people out there who see through this stuff and don’t have a problem trying to exploit it are a reminder of how stupid this mentality is, and The Daily Nigger felt like it was high time somebody said so.
Happy New Year!
-TDN
Go here to read it – and weep…
“If we can’t catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn’t check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list, who can we catch?”
From cheesusofnazareth – Obama seems to be the only one these days still embracing, er, coddling Islam as a way of, er, life (so to speak); Iranians by the droves are rejecting it…
Leave it to Mr. Sensitivity himself, Obama, to get the whole Muslim apology thing wrong as well. Muslim Iranians are basically throwing all that crap right back in his face…
Hello y’all. Remember me? Your poor old broken down pappy sitting here on the front porch yapping away about all this stupid stuff going on in this here country… Yep, that’s me. And remember this from Obama’s book, Audacity of Hope, where he says that he will stand with the Muslims during times in which the political winds shift?
Well, guess what. Factcheck.org has actually put the good housekeeping seal of approval on that statement, meaning that it is authentic. However, they clarified it as to what Obama meant by it. And here it is:
Actual quote from “The Audacity of Hope” [pg. 261]: Of course, not all my conversations in immigrant communities follow this easy pattern. In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.
Which means, that if the United States get into a massive war with the Muslim world, which basically it looks like this thing is heading toward, then Obama is going to allow the Muslims of America to move about the country without any fear at all of anything really. And so, what’s to prevent some of these people from crossing the Mexican border, for example? Or maybe flying in from, say, Nigeria. Hmm, what about that? Off to the best hospital in Detroit for burn therapy. That’s where Obama orders his people to be taken.
I just thought you might want to know where your president stands on these issues, because frankly the news media has been wringing its hands and gnashing its teeth trying to figure out what Obama is up to. Hell, just read his goddam book and you can figure it out.
-TDN
In the present atmosphere of imagery and slogans it is so important that words not be censored by society. It is generally accepted under the First Amendment that ALL SPEECH is protected speech, with certain exceptions, i.e. yelling fire in a theater, etc.
My partner and I see the present misguided attempt to censor words that might offend one group or another is the road to perdition. We cannot afford to let imagery and slogans control the debate without being allowed to create and publish objecting material that interjects substance, logic, and historical perspective.
We are so tired of the way the main stream media (MSM) treats us that we decided come up with a word that describes how we feel about this issue and at same time push the limits of constitutionally protected speech.
There is only one word that meets those requirements and that word is "nigger".
No other word in the history of mankind stirs up so much controversy and yet adeptly describes the way the MSM media and their arrogant corporate masters treat the American public. A vital part of the democratic process has been taken over by the "massas" and we at The Daily Nigger intend to expose the media's treachery and pandering to Mega-Glomerate political agendas. We see a dangerous prescription for disaster with the current media orgy over Barack Hussien Obomber and his porch monkey policies.
Come tell us what you think. We're dying to know;-)
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