Well … ho – ho – ho. Guess what. ACORN has been exonerated. Believe it or not old man John Conyers, aka ‘I ain’t gonna read no goddam bill – hell, I’s gots me some exoneratin’ to do’, has resurfaced. This time instead of popping off his old fart bag mouth in front of the press like some goddam preacher man who just got through bilking a whole bunch of parishioners out of their money for some flimsy sermon about health care, he was put in charge of making sure the congressional “investigation” of ACORN went along just fine and dandy. And so, guess what he did his job. Old man Conyers yanked down Obama’s pants and blew him all the way to Hawaii with this pre-Christmas devastation: The exoneration of ACORN.

Yes, folks. Read all about it. Here it is. Go lap it up right smack dab off the pages of the godforsaken New York Times. Go read that dying hulk of a mess they call the progressive wing of the Democratic Party, which right now looks more like they are regressing into a complete jungle mentality with media spectacle after media spectacle, the purpose of which is to distract everyone’s attention from the fact that if it weren’t for ACORN, then, say, stupid old Al Franken wouldn’t be sitting his ass in the Senate. Yeah, sure. The world’s greatest ‘deliberative’ body is now the world’s greatest circus. Barnum and Bailey is probably studying this shit in the US government right now and Cirque du Soleil is probably already mapping out its next routine built around the theme of a bunch of porch monkeys at the massa’s house where the head nigga in charge sits while cloaked in all of his regal bullshit speeches. It’s one small turd in the punch bowl of man, one giant leap backwards for mankind. All hail the new American digitally enhanced theater they call Congress.

Go ahead, enjoy yourself this Christmas. Forget about all your troubles for just one day. This so-called ‘socialist’ is really a two-faced lying, manipulative son-of-a-bitch if you ask me. This is the only guy that can get up there and actually TELL people all over the goddam world that we all have to curtail our carbon emissions. And all the while he’s jetting off to places that I ain’t never heard of presidents going to. I suppose he has to go check on all that money that Ben Bernanke sent to all those mysterious foreign central banks so that they can turn around and buy all this debt that’s being run up by these crazy motherfuckers in Washington. One can only wonder, but I have a creeping suspicion that somebody woke up this morning with a lump of coal under their pillow. You can always tell when the politicians are running scared. Not a thing is stirring, not even a rat.

So, go ahead and have your joy. Relax and take note, for tomorrow it’s coming. Just as sure as the sun is going to rise in the east and Harry Reid is going to forget which way to vote on the one thing that he himself called the most important piece of legislation since, say, when Congress did nothing – I repeat, nothing – during a period in which Germany had invaded Czechoslovakia and Poland. When London was being bombed, Congress stood by. When US army intelligence knew about the concentration camps and the rail lines that led to them, the Congress stood by and did nothing. It took tragedy heaped upon tragedy before Congress does anything. And even when Congress does act, they never can quite pull off what strong leadership at the top can. The grassroots of America is the voice that should be heard in Congress, but the people’s voices aren’t being heard any more. Maybe some things simply stay the same regardless of what the people say. Maybe democracy is failing because it simply wants to fail. Quite simply put, people have been taught to enjoy being victims rather than being leaders. You can thank the neo-Marxist mainstream propaganda machine called the corporate media for that state of mind. Wouldn’t it be refreshing for people to actually want to become leaders rather than followers for a change?

And so while everyone stays transfixed by bitter partisanship (another name for the reality show called ‘government’), ACORN is being let go. Yes, perhaps the greatest rip off since the Louisiana Purchase has taken place. And the president couldn’t remember if ACORN got any federal funds or not. Wow, for a guy who seems to think he knows everything, he can’t even figure out if an organization, which is a front group for voter fraud and tax fraud that he was legal counsel for, received any federal funds. Hmmm, what’s wrong with that picture. And yet nobody says a word. Oh sure, people stomp their feet and wring their hands and jump up and down and yell and scream and pull their hair out, but it doesn’t make one goddam bit of difference because by golly there is so much money to steal they just don’t have time to worry about all the rest of us and our measly little lives of trying to patch together a few miserable bucks to pay the bills every month. What the hell is up with these Democrats anyway? And the same thing goes with Republicans. What? What’s the definition of ‘is’? Where are those WMD’s? ACORN? I don’t know anything about ACORN… And on and on it goes…

Right, is what I say, absolutely right – All this stuff is absolutely right. It is perfect. You knew it was coming. You could just tell how America was headed down the toilet. Kids were acting like a bunch of ignorant jerks all the time – the way they wore their clothes, the heinous crimes they committed and didn’t seem to care, their weird appearance, drug abuse, self abuse – almost self-flagellation – self hatred – a keen inner sense of a lost soul on display for the whole world to see and we did nothing. We said nothing. In fact, we glorified this ignorance in our teevee shows and in pop culture. And may I say, thank God almighty Michael Jackson is dead and so is Tiger Woods’ career. OJ Simpson is in the slammer – FINALLY, and the only thing standing between the people of America and some sanity right now is just the government. Hell, if we can get OJ put away, certainly we can take care of this crap – and we WILL next year, buddy. You can count on that. Mayor Daley can try all he wants to convince the leftists to tone it down so as to try to keep these lying, thieving bastards in power past 2010, but he can forget that. There ain’t enough sheep’s clothing to go around for these lions, er, liars.

It’s very sad to think that as adults we have been handed a world that had seen so much pain and suffering and yet we let it keep on happening. And what’s worse is that a bunch of us get swept up in empty promises by people who look for ways to exploit those very same people, who by the way were not given a strong sense of purpose and thus become like Julio Osegueda – yapping at what amounted to just another Obama rally about his job at McDonald’s. While right afterward the economy goes to shit, and Obama is busy as hell paying off his friends and raising taxes, aka, health care reform. Iran? Well, I’m just not that concerned about Iran. I’m living it up being the king of the world right now – a case of buyer’s remorse is hardly a reasonable reason for allowing crazy people to get their hands on the world’s most dangerous weaponry. God help young people today. Where is old Julio now? I wonder what he would say now. How come the media doesn’t slap up some interviews of former Obama-holics? Maybe this web site here exemplifies the voice of those young folks who just found out their ticket got punched in a most undignified manner. Better to get that ticket punched now rather than wait until a terrorist lets loose with a nuke.

Yes, those were the days when acorns used to be things you put on the Christmas wreath. Instead today, it’s just another string of nuts to stare at in complete and utter disbelief. But don’t take my word for it. Stick around, I’m sure there’s more incredulous nonsense yet to come – designed meticulously to draw ones attention away from the dastardly and deafeningly perverse game this whole thing is. You would think that people would have wised up by now and figured out that no matter which party is elected, the same lies are going to be told by using nifty little ways that psychologists develop to “shape” public opinion. Well, maybe – just maybe after this particular raping and pillaging, whilst left forlorn and penniless on Christmas, people will wake up and start taking charge of their lives instead of believing a bunch of nuts.

-TDN

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