Not that the media were doing their job anyway…

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Y’all be good and enjoy the Fourth. Be sure to stay out of trouble and say your prayers. We need all we can get…

Woohoo, yeah, go America!!

-TDN

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This right here is why The Daily Nigger is going to just go the hell away on July the Fourth. We’ve had it up to here with all this nonsense. I mean, just look at what we’ve become. We have the media making news out of … ta da!! … the media! Well, how about that. It makes sense, doesn’t it? I mean, after all they basically sold all you suckers a president and a Congress, so why not just kick back and just cover one another.

Maybe that’s what appeals to people most about Fox News. They are the anti-media media. Wow, how slick is that? It is a corporate mainstream media operation which has become the crown jewel of the anti-media crowd. Fox is like the holy of the holiest in terms of possessing the holier than thou approach to the news. By God, just look at all the rest of those folks out there in the media who do these terrible things! Oh my God, everyone must be so shocked by it all!

But the bottom line is that nobody is shocked any more. There is not one single solitary thing that the mainstream media can do any more to persuade people to believe them. Now that they have canned a president and sold him to people, who lapped it up like a baby to mother’s milk. Oh my God, to think back that it was, oh, only a couple of years ago or so when all that wonderful talk about saving the planet and being honest and trustworthy and ‘transparent’ and all that was just so lofty. And not having dealings with lobbyists and being environmentally conscious and all that. Wudn’t that wonderful? If only we could have stayed right there in the moment.

But no. Oh no. That’s when the real trouble started. It was when people began to ask questions. Why were they unemployed? Why were others receiving bonuses despite having ripped them off? Why were people in purple union tee shirts miraculously showing up at TEA Party events? Why was ACORN not being investigated properly for being the complete sham that it is/was/still is? And why wasn’t the media being asked to stop pretending like there is only one of two distinct choices to make, i.e., Republican or Democrat, which if anybody cares to know are two sides of the same godforsaken coin.

I think I heard it explained this way recently. Democrats believe that illegal immigrants should be allowed into the country to work mostly in low wage jobs so that they can become Democratic Party voters, whereas Republicans believe that illegal immigrants should be allowed into the country so that they can work for low wages at Republican-owned big business and thus be able to pay the Republicans money and win elections that way. You see, it’s all about exploitation. Plain and simple. Hell, it’s no wonder honestly why the victim industry is so acceptable and widespread today. It’s because there are so many people who are sitting ducks for these shenanigans that it has become almost a cult following.

And so basically what we have in the United States of America is a giant political cult in which people are assigned a pre-selected set of names inferring a basket of collective behavioral patterns that fit each individual, which coincides with the larger political cult that they are aligned with. And all of this is done for you courtesy of organizations of people who receive money by convincing you to buy their products and services, many of which most people cannot afford, by making you feel inadequate. And then they take a chunk of your money and pay off the cult leaders to keep the charade going no matter what.

Let’s call it a lifestyle choice now for most of us, shall we? Can we all make a pact between us right now that enough is enough? Is it possible to live a full life without Fox News telling us how corrupt the media are? Is it possible to deny all of the other ones out there the right to amuse us with their complete and utter buffoonery that keeps Fox News going in the first place? Is this not a story of the tail wagging the dog while chasing its tail? It would seem like too much to understand, such as an urban legend or tall tale. It would at first seem ridiculous and absurd, even conspiratorial and evoking feelings of confronting the paranoid and the suspicious and finding something far worse.

Every single solitary day of each and every person’s life on this planet is about survival. People will do anything, I mean ANYTHING to survive, even if it means fucking people up the ass every day. Oh yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Just go look at how Louisiana got fucked. Basically, I think I might want to take that back. No. It wasn’t a fucking but rather a nice creamy dump that O-What’s-His-Name took on Louisiana until people bought into his patently false cap and trade agenda that Wall Street was salivating over. Yes, they wanted more money and more and more and more. The mortgage fiasco wasn’t enough. They think people have already forgotten about all that because of all these perverted and twisted numbers about the economy “improving” being put out by the Ministry of Thought, aka, the godforsaken MSM.

Yes, we are under attack. Listen carefully. We are under attack. We are watching as people are getting away with convincing others to think like them and act like them and follow them and give them their trust and their future and their money. And then we are shocked, saddened, confused, hurt, yet resilient and determined not to let it happen again. But it does. And it keeps on happening because perception has then become reality. Once a person has been violated in practically every way possible, there is nothing to prevent someone else from taking advantage of them over and over and over again.

This was the purpose of The Daily Nigger. It was supposed to point out to you, our readers, why we started this thing in the first place. It had nothing to do with the president. Hell, we started this thing in March of ’07, which was way before this crap started. We started it because if you recall there were a whole bunch of mock funerals taking place for the word nigger, and we were wondering that by God somebody has to keep the word alive. I guess that means we will. And so we looked up the word and found that it did not mean that somebody was black but rather that a person was a damn fool and acted accordingly. In other words, niggardly behavior is what makes a person a nigger.

And so we set out on a journey to document how this word has become adapted in so many different ways now that the MSM has basically banned its use. And this is what really set us to thinking, because if a for-profit corporation can essentially make laws banning free speech, then what else can these institutions do to us? And then it dawned on us that these fine folks who get together and figure out ways to royally screw us every day are literally controlling the government. In other countries the government controls the media. In this country it’s the other way around.

And then we figured out how the boards of directors of the media companies are basically the exact same board of directors of companies that bring you drugs, oil, wars … you know, all the really good stuff in life that just makes us so advanced and happy. And so, it just stands to reason that these people have absolutely no desire to actually make us happy because then you wouldn’t want any more of their shit. And so the object of the game is to keep you coming back for more misery, more servitude, more stupidity, more sick pathos and bowing before the almighty Federal Reserve Note, which by the way isn’t even your money. It’s some private bank’s dough for God’s sakes. That ought to tell you something right there.

Yes, it’s true. This is now the greatest show on Earth. It’s the big top of politics. It’s the really big shew that will just go on forever and ever and ever – like one of those cockamamie politicians said recently, when the debt goes up this means the country is getting richer. Wow. Just plain wow. I’m fucking speechless…

Which is where we would like to leave things with you. Speechless. We rest our case. We have proven our point. And now it’s time to move on. We’re packing up and moving this shebang over to theplantationnation. We are going to leave the word nigger alone for a while. We’re going to lay that sucka to rest finally. And boy oh boy, does this nigger ever need a rest. This nigger has been through a lot. It was buried and rose again. Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! Nigger is alive!

Yes, we did the impossible. We peeled back the layers on that word so that you could look inside and see yourself there, slaves of lies and deceit. Just happy as a pig in shit just singing your ass off in the field. Yassuh boss, I’ll be there directly. And just like that all is well. All it takes is to peek inside the massa’s house, which is what we did. We cracked the door open for all you niggers to take a look inside, and now we’re going to take y’all over to theplantationnation and proceed to rip the massa a brand new one.

So, y’all stay tuned and be good. You know we love you despite all the ugly things y’all have been saying to us recently. All of y’all need to take a chill pill and relax. We ain’t going nowhere. It’s going to be the same old shit as before except without that goddamn word. It’s toxic. It’s worse than the oil spill. That’s because it’s the only word that says it all right now about how we all feel, and nobody – I mean nobody – damn well should have to be reminded of it now that the whole damn country is going to hell in a hand basket.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled country already in progress…

-TDN

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Unable to turn away, we are rendered helpless….

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Of course, just sayin’ is all, ya know…

-TDN

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Jesus Christ almighty, what in the world is with this idiot…?

-TDN

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Jaw-dropping admission…

Wow, I’m speechless. Just speechless. I don’t think we’ve ever had a president who was so incompetent and admitted it. Ever. This beats Jimmy Carter by a country mile. But of course, we all knew it, at least a lot of us did…

-TDN

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