IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT VICTIM

Let’s face it, we all need someone or something to blame for our lives. Regardless of whether you are rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, life just never is perfect. And so, we bring you The Daily Nigger.

Every day we strive to point out the obvious. But in fact what is obvious to most is something that that the mainstream media won’t allow. Because if you do so you take away the very life blood of their blood-sucking propaganda.  It seems that in every culture things evolve to the point when the culture begins to feed on itself, and all that we are left with in the end are repetitions of themes that focus groups and polls tell our handlers to say.

Since the dawn of creation we are told in the Bible, it was God’s fault for sending that snake over to tempt Eve. Heaven forbid that Eve should take responsibility herself for the fact that while Adam was eating an apple and getting horny, she was busy finding someone to blame for the shitty situation going on in her little oasis.

And so it goes ladies and gentlemen. The Earth is under attack, America is under attack, the Sunnis are under attack by the Shia, and the Shia are under attack by the Sunnis. If you really get down to brass tacks, the situation in Iraq represents perfectly the situation in America, which is one big finger pointing, victimizing blame game. Mission accomplished! We have finally achieved what no other people on the face of the Earth have: America has made being a victim a global cultural phenomenon.

Maybe Bush is the second coming of Christ after all. Maybe Jesus decided that the only way to make people wake up and see how utterly irresponsibly they are behaving was to come back to earth and make people go after each other and victimize one another so that finally they will see just how dumb they are behaving.

The word Nigger is perhaps the most powerful word in the human vocabulary. It eclipses practically every known word in any language as the word that depicts the very worst in humanity. It has been attached to people of African decent, but frankly its applications are universal in that it describes human behavior. Yet the media has edited this word out of our vocabulary thus marking an epoch in our cultural history when censorship has married political correctness and produced a child called propoganda. Yet the public is largely left unaware as to the motives of the media, which are profits. The emerging African-American market was just too juicy to overlook, and so they needed to do some editing of our lifestyles.

How could it be that in the annals of human history, slavery would not only be engaged in but it would be elevated to new heights of exploitation and victim-hood. Not only would people have to live and work as slaves, but their own people would be to blame for having profiteered off of their demise. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the coup de gras of the victim’s world, a victim’s perfect storm if you will. No one is to blame because your own people did this to you. You are a victim of who you are. And so you turn to others to find fault.

Oh sure, the white slave owners (including President Jefferson as we are told) could have refused to accept the slaves. They could have refused to pay for them. But frankly, if a boatload of people arrived at my doorstep and they announced that they were here to help me out and work, and they had no passage back to where they came from because, well, let’s just say things back home weren’t going well. Sure, I might consider taking them in for a while and see how things work out.

History has a strange way of taking sides. There are no winners and losers in life’s miserable battle for territory, possessions, one’s self-inflated ideas of their own importance and their, ahem, ‘legacy’. To my knowledge, the only people who ever left a legacy on this planet were the ones who did lots of harm to others. Hitler, for example, is the world’s boogieman. When people can’t think of a bad word to call somebody, they immediately think of Hitler.

But war and peace both have its victims. The dot-com era cost a lot of mom and pop stockholders their life savings, and it was all for a contraption that today has evolved into the greatest media propaganda tool since the advent of the television. There was no major world conflict going on during the late 1990’s except maybe for the Bosnian conflict. Sure, there were the usual African famines, outbreaks of disease, and so forth, but for the most part the dawn of the computer era was peaceful.

Now it seems people have tired of the new technologies. My how fast these things come in and out of favor! Didn’t take long for the Internet to become filled to overflowing of capacity and bandwidth of people cutting off other people’s heads, sex slaves, catching predators, and my favorite: Suicide bombers who not only victimize themselves but others at the same time.

Being a victim in today’s world takes lots of skill. It isn’t so easy any more like it used to be when all you needed was a husband who ate when he was told not to and after figuring out that he had ignored his wife and her beauty he decides to overcompensate for his idiocy and get a boner.

Love is the opposite of being a victim actually. This site is not for lovers, but yet it could be. Lovers everywhere should be on the lookout and be prudent of the fact that the snakes are everywhere. They are on the Internet, television, on billboards that tell us to listen to this radio station or buy this iPod and life will be just peachy.

Gone are all our problems if we just keep the fight going. Why look inward? Why take responsibility? Let the media just tell us instead that achieving happiness is as simple as just having sex or even looking ‘sexy’. Or if we watch Oprah we will be fabulous and have billions of dollars and know everything about the path to nirvana. But keep in mind that while we are bombarded with these messages from the media gurus Oprah is childless, Donald Trump has been married and divorced several times, and the latest is that a CNN anchor is the victim of child abuse.

The media has transformed itself into becoming the psychologist’s couch. We sit there and watch others and somehow these sad stories reinforce our own feelings of self-pity.

No wonder the “N” word packs so much punch. We are all niggers of the media, and each day The Daily Nigger will feature the victims that make America what it is today. We want to hear from our online readers and possibly share your stories of victim-hood for all to read and weep. Your contributions should be limited to how you decided that after all these years of pity, self-loathing and hatred of others you are finally ready to come out of the proverbial closet and state for the record that you have been acting niggardly.

- TDN

Webster Online defines the word “nigger” as follows:

1 usually offensive; see usage paragraph below : a black person
2 usually offensive; see usage paragraph below : a member of any dark-skinned race
3 : a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons (it’s time for somebody to lead all of America’s niggers…all the people who feel left out of the political process — Ron Dellums)

Usage: Nigger in senses 1 and 2 can be found in the works of such writers of the past as Joseph Conrad, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens, but it now ranks as perhaps the most offensive and inflammatory racial slur in English. Its use by and among blacks is not always intended or taken as offensive, but, except in sense 3, it is otherwise a word expressive of racial hatred and bigotry.

In line with item 3 above The Daily Nigger strives to bring you the very best in Internet victim stories.

Every day we will bring you the ‘nigga’ of the day, featuring the victim that our editors see fit to exploit to the maximum in ways that the mainstream press dare not mention…..