The Daily Nigger is going public. Yep, we are issuing shares in the open market for our miserable web site. But there’s a catch. You can only buy shares with Nigger Dollars that have been issued by the Nigger Bank & Trust.
You see, in a world of giant media conglomerates who basically sit around and sell you shit you don’t need so that you go into debt and have to turn to the government for help, we here at The Daily Nigger have created a company that sells you nothing. Hell, even Google yanked down our stupid Adsense ads that earned the Head Nigga in Charge only a measly hundred bucks. And nobody even gives a fuck to even make a contribution to The Daily Nigger either, so we really don’t have any other choice than to go public to raise some cash.
I was at the store last night and all I could afford was a can of sardines and some ginger ale. All the rich folks were buying wine and dessert, and there I was standing there looking like the poor old broken down nigger that I am. I whipped out my fake leopard skin wallet and handed the checkout clerk a crisp, new twenty nigger dollar bill, and by God almighty he took it! That’s what gave me the idea that if our readers mosey on over to The Nigger Bank and Trust and sign up, we’ll give you enough nigger dollars to buy TDN shares. Yes, we’ll GIVE them to you. Think of it as a bailout just for niggers like you and me.
Let’s rejoice this holiday season knowing that us niggers stick together and look out for our own. All those other rich uppity types can beg the government for billions of those federal reserve notes, while they take cover from the inherent farcical nature of the whole thing by the media, which stands to profit handsomely off of one more national crisis, the economy. Oh no, we’re not going to play that game. We at The Daily Nigger will issue shares of TDN to you with our own money, money that is given to you to support the cause of freedom of speech and freedom of conscience, which is unscripted and uninfluenced by any of the corrupt politicians, media executives, and banks.
Act now and you’ll become part of history. No longer will you be spoon fed drivel and crap by either left wing or right wing advocates, who by any other count are merely propagandists that are in it for the almighty dollar. You will be getting the unadulterated, honest to goodness real deal here. We’ll tell it like it is, which is that we are being turned into a bunch of niggers by these powerful interests. The giant media plantation has us all sliced and diced and categorized into focus groups and profit centers. Not so at The Daily Nigger. We cater to only one class of media savvy individuals, i.e., those who know they are slaves to the system, in other words, niggers.
Flex your nigger muscle and come out of the nigger closet. Let your nigger voice be heard and go sign up at the Nigger Bank & Trust. We’ll respond to your request for any amount of nigger dollars to purchase however much of The Daily Nigger that you want. Let’s face it, if the checkout clerk took my twenty nigger dollar bill last night for my sardines and ginger ale, then we’ll put you on the board of directors at TDN.
Here at The Daily Nigger we say outrageous things because things are outrageous. The word nigger is more appropriate now than perhaps it ever was because Obama pretty much fits the bill of being the house nigger for the corrupt Democratic political machine. Goodness knows how he got where he is today, but chances are it was because of: (1) the political correctness enforcement tactics of the mainstream media, (2) corruption and bribery taking place in the Democratic Party, and (3) corporate media complicity that profits from it all.
Let’s be honest though, The Daily Nigger started out long before anybody ever heard of Barack Obama. Me and the Head Nigga in Charge just wanted a web site where freedom of speech was still being respected, and we used the mock funeral of the word nigger as our primary focus. Little did we even suspect that the political correctness crowd who were burying that word had plans to also shove a whole host of other ideological manure down the public’s throat. Now we’re looking at saddling the taxpayers of this country for the next umpteen years because some dickheads didn’t give a shit about the fact that they were living way beyond their means and bought houses they couldn’t afford. We’re being forced to go along with this nonsense because the giant dollar slop trough at the Federal Reserve just keeps pumping out the dollars without any government oversight whatsoever.
Now look where we’ve wound up. We’ve actually gotten to the point where, in our humble opinion, if somebody doesn’t step forward and create a free press and a new currency that is linked to a free press, then we’re in serious trouble of losing everything in this country. You can be sure that nobody is going to corrupt The Daily Nigger because nobody wants to even mention our name, yet amazingly we get thousands of new visitors each and every day. Me and the Head Nigga in Charge would love to make a lot of money off this shit and be able to fire up a stogey with Rupert Murdoch at a News Corp board meeting, but the chances of that happening are about as much as Barack Obama admitting to where his $750 million in private contributions came from.
We just want to make you guys co-owners of this rag. We honestly don’t have a business plan, and all we do is sit here and make fun of the nonsense being shoveled out by the mainstream media. It’s a seemingly endless pile of drivel that we have to sift through, which by and large is nothing more than a giant pile of steaming evidence to the fact that we are being treated like a bunch of dumb asshats. I will give credit to one individual in the mainstream media, however, and that is Greta Van Susteren. She hammered away at the Caylee Anthony story while everybody else was fixated on Obama. It turns out she was focused on something important and timely that was also a commentary about how the media often turns its backs on stories that are compelling for the sake of making money off of bullshit like the empty suit Obama.
So, let us hear from you and go to the Nigger Bank and Trust. If you are already a subscriber then we’ll include you in on the first IPO shares of TDN. If all you want to do is drop us a comment that has your email address in it then that’s all it takes to receive your nigger dollars. By the way, if you receive enough nigger dollars you can rent yourself a nigger at Rent-A-Nigger. There you will soon be able to find an array of fine niggers to fit any need you might have. We are an equal opportunity family of web sites, and all sites endorsed here do not discriminate according to the color of your skin, the amount of teeth remaining in your head, or whether you fart in the bed and then fluff the covers to take a whiff of it. We just don’t like bullshit, and if your manner of speech includes anything remotely akin to political correctness then we will ban your ass and refuse to honor your nigger dollars. Remember, once a nigger always a nigger. Around here we know our place in the world.
-TDN