Talk about out-of-the-box thinking, grapple with this little gem if you will. Maybe the earth is in a time warp in which unaware to the most precise measuring instrument available to science the earth is caught in a space warp and we are being hurtled toward our creator at more than the speed of light squared. In short, perhaps time is moving backward and the earth and its inhabitants are simply a captive audience to what Christians call the rapture, what Jews call the messianic age, and what Muslims refer to as the heretofore invisible land of multitudes of virgins.
Why not think out loud about this, since human history is defined by its battles. Today an epic battle to go backward to the beginning of time is underway. Perhaps most telling of this epic backward hurtle is the Jews who are struggling to enable the physical warping of time. It is as though God decided to play a joke on the world and create a physical manifestation of a universal moment of truth by making practically everyone be simultaneously interested in it and at the same time disgusted and frightened by it. The notion that forces beyond our control are working to take us somewhere we could have only dreamed or read about is disturbing. Yes, in a word, the idea of Jews assembled in one place recreating thousands of years of history is admittedly a bit much for many in the world. But if one were to draw the context of revisiting history to the point at which science explains it, then magically the whole thing begins to make sense.
Let’s be honest with one another. Nobody looks forward to dying. This goes for the most ardent suicide bombers as well as those who are simply depressed and seem to threaten always be threatening suicide if their world is rocked just a little bit. Nobody looks forward to the moment when they must step off and come face to face with God (hopefully) and have to admit why they failed to not see the light of God before they croaked and not have to bother God with a crash course in humanity when it’s all over. What I guess I am trying to say in a most unscientific way is that my read on God is that he or she has probably had enough with all of humankind’s unnecessary abuse of one another in an effort to convince God that something needs to be done here. We’re lost, confused, afraid, and feeling a helluva lot of vulnerability. We are sick and tired of working hard and getting nowhere. No matter how many diseases we are able to cure, there always seems to be a new one because we were careless. We build the greatest buildings, but many times these buildings are inhabited by people who themselves profited off the labor of those who built it. We are feeding on ourselves, and it is becoming so out of control that now it really wouldn’t matter if someone blew themselves up on top of a pile of virgins while at the same time shooting missiles into Israel and burning the U.S. flag. Nobody would bat an eye.
We humans have become desperate to find an answer as to why the rush is on to become the most animal like yet at the same time the most ardently devout in our deeply held beliefs. What we are missing is the voice of science, which might explain what is making us all revert back to our old primeval souls. Ah yes, the soul is as yet an unexplained phenomenon, however if you think about it maybe now it isn’t so dark and foreboding. Maybe our souls are trying to tell us something fundamental about the way the universe itself is behaving. Maybe it is after all fact that our soul is but a tiny reflection of the universe as a whole, i.e., God.
The thought of time warping onto itself should not scare anyone. The Daily Nigger advises you to step away from the television set, because those knuckleheads wouldn’t even think for a second to ponder such basic human behavior which might shed some light on what lay in store for us. If they did that then all the major corporations would have to go spend money retooling their factories to create crap to sell us like time-travel head rests, and speed of light sensitive contact lenses. They would try to sell us pictures of God and fold it into one of the Hubble space telescope pictures and then tell us it was the real deal. When all along the only thing people on this wonderfully magnificent planet should probably behold mighty swift backward motion to a time when God was not so distant and people were not so afraid of their future.
Maybe that is all we are missing, which is our ear placed upon our own souls. Perhaps now is the time to understand that we are all on a journey together, which some refer to as history. To us at The Daily Nigger, history is looking a lot like the stuff of olden days. As I said to one of our readers when I rarely respond to emails, when he criticized The Daily Nigger for being “on Israel’s side”, I responded to him by saying that history is marching backwards and is armed with all the interactive technology of today. This means of course that the best is yet to come, since humanity’s outward motion from the almighty’s presence has already been marked by the most sophisticated technological advances ever known. We are being slung back toward our beginnings, and we would be missing the point of the journey if we did not avail ourselves of the technology we have in order to communicate this incredible event in human history among ourselves.
We realize we’re probably taking a big chance by saying these things, but hey, we’re geeks who watch Nova and think that stuff is real. We’re just saying that maybe it is. Maybe science and belief are locked together as never before, while fully understanding the fact that people don’t like giving up the struggle to be the first to find out. Well, maybe it’s that time to say to everyone collectively on this planet that now might be that time.
Humbly.
-TDN




































